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I have 3 kids-send help...hurry

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My wife when another action figure shows up at the house….
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Me after my wife ignored my advice and I was correct…again
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Pics from before game 3…
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After this Vrabel drama, lots of NFL coaches are going to have to do a lot of reassuring to their wives, as are female sports reporters to their husbands.
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So I developed allergies last 10 years Nothing major Just seasonal I went to grab a tissue and she barked at me to blow my nose in another room because it is a turn off So I said I get the same feeling every time you speak That’s how the fight started
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Damn, my instagram feed is almost entirely bouncing boobs…
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All of my recent bad decisions are traced back to one very bad decision…
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Hey @Delta thanks for canceling my kid’s flight on Saturday and ruining the senior band trip to @WaltDisneyWorld , doing nothing to help get them rebooked, and wasting thousands of dollars for over 70 people. Shame shame shame @JFKairport
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Chris Drury is the Temu Brian Cashman. #panerin #Rangers @NYRangers @NYCTheMiC
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I have an evil dictator living in my house. Blonde woman, mid 40s, acts nicely in public, but is wreaking havoc and destruction on a daily basis. @realDonaldTrump can I get some help as well?
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Alright @X help me out. I broke my femur badly and I’m out of work for about 2 months. Any ideas on how I can seriously make some extra $$ online while I’m laid up? Gotta pay the bills and get back on my feet. Any legit advice is appreciated.
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Firehouse - Reach For The Sky youtu.be/byq2K2IYMlI?si=fJWq… via @YouTube with a killer off of the second album. The drum sound on this song is tremendous. Definitely a favorite from them.
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Got another one for you freaks. Big Poppa Pump Hookup. Winner gets this shirt. Want to be entered, here’s what to do - 1 - Repost this 2 - Comment #thegeneticfreak That’s it. Don’t be an idiot, follow instructions & you’re entered.
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This song is gorgeous. Just a beauty and poignant and a masterpiece. It’s by Butch Walker who is all kinds of incredible. Listen to this and then listen again. Wow…
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