Princess Augusta

I "done messed up" and tried to get something going regarding the @NickelCreek concert that I've been waiting on for YEARS and had tickets to since OCTOBER. I acknowledged my excitement, then was struck down by mystery illness so... I'm not there. #cursewords

13 years ago today, not the last time I've seen you but the most recent time on your birthday-ish. Shall we renew that clock tomorrow @christhile ?? Hay the word, hugs on me!

If it's the last tweet I Twitter before I give it up, @altonbrown & Kristen Kish feeding each other caviar on @netflix @IronChefAmerica is the energy I want to send into the world #chaoticbisexual

So wait, depictions of lived body dysmorphia is now "fatphobic"...? Great, give thousands more women reasons not to reach out for help about the awful, intrusive thoughts they have. They might be labeled problematic... fantastic.

JACKEE HARRY YA'LL! #PopcornMask @MaskedSingerFOX @JackeeHarry

Way behind on @RuPaulsDragRace #AllStars5 but now that I'm here @BlairStClair where did you get your Werq the World Talent Show ear jewelry?! You looked gorgeous & sounded great & I need those sparkles! *grabby hands* ❤

Yep. Let's dfi this.

Actually God Bless #pattilabelle & her tiny little Patti Pies at Walmart. Perfect for #PiDay2020

Drifted off there. Ran out of snacks. No more reason to pay attention. #SuperBowl

I hope Katie Sowers kicks ass as a football coach but I'm salty that EVERYTHING about women tonight has felt like abject pandering. #SuperBowl

Dammit @Doritos I'm a little bit thirsty for Sam Elliott. How very dare you blow my cover? #silverfox #SuperBowl

Hey #Burlesque people! Was @JLo middle costume in the #HalftimeShow Tennessee Blue Law Compatible? I think it was. This is my only comment on that performance. #SuperBowl

Me, after the original @Minions Movie: "They could make 100 movies & I'd watch them." Me, seeing ads for Minions 3: "Stop testing my patience! Wait, did that pet rock have eyes? Hehe..." #SuperBowl

I just think that @GenesisUSA Comments is just @chrissyteigen and @johnlegend out on any given Friday. #SuperBowl

#GirlsWhoCode next time I bet a celebrity will give you the money to buy the spot so you don't have to go through shitty beauty products to get air time. #SuperBowl

WINONA MINNESOTA! @squarespace just nodded to a family hometown. I'm proud. #SuperBowl

That @Walmart Ad must've cost Wal-Mart one whole year of their entire nationwide employees' salaries. #SuperBowl

Now we're wait til Halftime to reload the snack tray. 4th Quarter is for cookies. Anyone picking up that I'm not much into football unless there's food? #SuperBowl