I am a toad.

Joined May 2022
im going to make it because i am insane
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Need a bad bitch to blow up my phone like Duolingo does when I haven't practised in a few days
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As a functioning alcoholic I am always surprised opening my lunchbox at work because I have no idea what I made for myself the night before.
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i told my ex gf that her current boyfriend paid for WinRAR, they just broke up
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i told my ex gf that her current boyfriend paid for WinRAR, they just broke up
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mac and cheese scotch bonnet hot sauce
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Those are miladys
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having absolutely zero plans for the weekend is a luxury
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i believe in network spirituality
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deftones is radiohead for people that have sex
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i need more fibre in my diet. chia seeds with protein shake, wheat for breakfast, and beans only go so far.
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extra virgin olive oil sourdough bread salted butter eggs dry cured bacon parmigiano reggiano 25% fat grass-fed beef mince chicken thighs black beans strip loin blueberries bananas avocadoes greek yoghurt orange juice (the good one) full fat milk rice ghee tomatoes zuchinni
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i am in a relationship (sexual) with the cheese man
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“Art is how we decorate space, music is how we decorate time.” - Jean-Michel Basquiat
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WE ARE ABOUT TO WALK INTO THE MOST ABUNDANT BALANCED WEALTHY AND SUCCESSFUL PERIOD OF OUR LIFE. WE NATURALLY ATTRACT GOOD FORTUNE, AND WE ARE WEALTHY IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. WE GIVE OURSELVES PERMISSION TO PROSPER, AND WE HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD THE LIFE THAT WE DESIRE.
WE ARE ABOUT TO WALK INTO THE MOST ABUNDANT BALANCED WEALTHY AND SUCCESSFUL PERIOD OF OUR LIFE. WE NATURALLY ATTRACT GOOD FORTUNE, AND WE ARE WEALTHY IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. WE GIVE OURSELVES PERMISSION TO PROSPER, AND WE HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD THE LIFE THAT WE DESIRE.
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some of you think i'm insane. some of you think i'm too radical. some of you think i'm too harsh. what you don't understand is that your constant willingness to compromise has helped create a crypto industry full of loopholes, backdoors, surveillance and centralised choke points. what matters to me are _principles_, not some politically correct tone. surprise, "pc" does _not_ stand for political correctness. the only way out of this entire shitshow is to stick hard to principles and call out anything that violates them. i don't fucking care if i hurt your feelings. i care about building a future where people can transact securely, privately and w/o censorship, w/o having their data traded around or put at risk of leaks by incompetent companies and governments. look a huge portion of this industry is made up of cock-sucking whores who will happily take every shortcut imaginable just to align with whatever short-term narrative is currently popular. but don't be butthurt when i call you out for it. stop being a fucking pussy. i can remain cypherpunk longer than you can fool us.
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the reason why so many people feel disillusioned with the crypto space is how far we have come since the truly innovative breakthroughs in tech all that is left is abstraction, turbo-degeneracy, and building rails for ai agents to interact financially with the world
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Burger retweeted
I think decentralization is cool but I don’t really like the aesthetics of cr*pto Money is not interesting at all, and being obsessed with it makes you uninteresting and downright boring Agents have wallets, that’s obvious. Ethereum is the deterministic execution layer of the internet, that’s obvious. But most of this stuff needs to be reset
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maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette
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Burger retweeted
say what you want but ct’s cypherpunk nerd era was infinitely better than whatever we have going on right now with casino badges and self-important VCs on the timeline
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