@BumbleFN
 New York, USA
instagram.com/bumblefuckingnightmares/
Joined February 2019
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It was from the first moment that I met you, that I knew I wanted to spend my whole life without you.
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idealpiper@idealpiper6 Jun 2019
Dating is a lot like going to the supermarket: you intend to go for something specific like “a healthy relationship” and end up getting a ton of other stuff like “trauma and heartbreaks”
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You’re nothing but a wasted shave
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Met a guy today .... He’s 6’3” .... Unrelated, but anyone got any recommendations for a wedding planner
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From the moment I first saw you, I knew I was going to give you a fake phone number
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Dear ex of bae, Thank you for your interest in my Instagram. Lmk if you have any questions. Xoxo
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