Do him a favor, start assuming your crush is taken from now on. Ain't a chance in hell that body ain't being claimed by your better on the daily.

The girl next door INSISTED that he couldn't stick it in, that it would just be "aided masturbation". He was determined to make that bullshit fantasy work for a bit, let her stay loyal to her man. Gotta wonder if she even remembered his name in that moment.

His hangouts with @ddowntownheart are totally chaste! Look, she's even got her top still on~.

Why'd he volunteer to coach each and every athletics club in school? . . . Is that a real question? You seen these Athlete's builds?

If you ain't gonna let him hit, then at least try not to be mad when he uses you as the porn you are and jacks himself off. If you don't want your top stained, then pull it off. 💢

If you ever walk in on Van in the morning, you're basically guaranteed to see his sheer liveliness.

There's nothing wrong with a guy and girl wrestling a little bit, right? If @ddowntownheart looks like a fucking mess the next time you see her, just remember that.

|| The voices...

When he gives you a ride, he expects thanks for the time he wasted. And if you don't give him what he deserves, he's damn near obligated to TAKE what he wants.

"Surely he won't touch me once we're in the store!" 🙄 You're gonna have to use your skirt to mop your squirt up, unless you wanna expose yourself to the janitor.