Canine loving drug pusher that spends what some would say too much time playing golf. Go Guards. I love snow cones 🍧
Joined February 2009
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If you're tired of losing money betting on football, this video will help turn things around for you.
These are FUNDAMENTAL pillars of profitable sports betting.
This video is timeless 🫡
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American golf fans are less forgiving of a guy who (checks notes) kicked a locker room door after missing a cut than a guy who has racked up multiple DWI's (endangering the lives of many people), wrecked multiple cars in crashes and cheated on his wife hundreds of times.
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You think it can’t get better after the cocky throw of the northern cardinal but man, what a fuckin showman!
10 of 10 best thing I’ve seen on the internet in years
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This is probably a long shot, but if anybody happens to be in DC this weekend and plans on visiting Arlington, I would love to see a fresh photo of my husband’s grave in Section 60.
SSG Alan W. Shaw
Section 60, Grave 8451
B Co 1/12 Cav, 1st Cavalry Division
November 10, 1975 - February 9, 2007
There’s just something about knowing people still stop by, still say his name, still remember. 🇺🇸⭐🇺🇸
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Notable excerpt?! You tried to ruin my life over this bullshit @AdamSchefter
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Jerry Jones explains why he hired Brian Schottenheimer. Cowboys fans should be so mad!
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IDENTIFIED: The jackass that decided to berate and harass a female Packers fan in Philadelphia, calling her "An ugly, dumb c*nt" unprovoked is Ryan Caldwell. A Business Analyst at BCTPartners, make him famous.
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Modern college football programs as modern golfers, a thread:
MICHIGAN: PATRICK REED
Mostly irrelevant in the modern era, except for that one time. But a legacy marred in cheating. Also insufferable.
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Tonight we get the debut of TGL!
Are you watching?
I 100% will be.
Insane simulator. Real grass. Real sand. Moving green. Great players. Fast play.
I think TGL is gonna shock the world and succeed.
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The Cleveland Browns are the dumbest franchise in the history of sports @TheShredLine
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Some sad news. I have been #terminated in my role as head golf professional and have decided to pursue a career outside of golf. Full statement below.
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I'm old enough to remember Oregon 59, Florida State 20; Alabama 38, Michigan State 0; Clemson 31, Ohio State 0; Clemson 30, Notre Dame 3; LSU 63, Oklahoma 28. Those were playoff semis, with brand names getting smoked. Don't act like is the first time we've seen playoff blowouts.
