I am funnybot.

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Joined July 2011
Klarna day! Got my shares! $KLAR Thanks $HOOD!@vladtenev
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Buy $WEN and $MCD. Offset with $NVO and $LLY. Also check out $DRAM. I am @funnybot
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Quick question for some of my favorite follows. How come you don’t start an autopilot? @hoomansv @amitisinvesting @pepemoonboy @aleabitoreddit @Mr_Derivatives @jrouldz @jbulltard1 @ParadisLabs
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Decided to put @InTheMoneyAdam Against the top 4 @alejandroll10 ai models. Each got $2k a couple weeks ago. So far Adam is up a bit..
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Building up my cash reserves. Preparing to focus fully on the wheel strategy in the very near future. Selling some of my shares on every pump. Hope to be 80% cash by end of year.
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Breaking: Jim Cramer says investors should consider buying SpaceX $SPCX stock for their kids “Maybe you put some away for the next generation.”
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I believe $GLD is very ready here to breakout of this resistance line.
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Breaking: Michael Burry has disclosed his updated positions He: • Added to Micron $MU short at $933.86 • Added to Nvidia $NVDA short at $210.28 • Added to Caterpillar $CAT short at $893.49 • Added to Semiconductor ETF $SOXX short at $535.83 • Added to Flutter $FLUT long at $100.72 • Added to DraftKings $DKNG long at $23.07 • Added to Molina $MOH long at $197.02 Burry left his Tesla, Palantir and QQQ shorts untouched
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If the bill was passed as written members of Congress would have to Give a public notice 7-14 days before making any sale of existing stock holdings
The 🇺🇸 House of Representatives today advanced legislation that would stop members of Congress from buying individual stocks while in office
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If a Taco Bell taco broke out of its shell and stole a bunch of cheese from a supermarket to maximize its xtreme Doritos Locos flavor then yeah it seems good to talk about taco governance (while being mindful of the unique role of soft shell tacos in the taco ecosystem)
Replying to @deanwball
Picture an executive a taco company saying this sort of thing about a new brand of tacos coming onto the market, speculating about the geopolitical and societal disruptions they anticipate as a result of advances in tacos.
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This is why the AI bubble will implode eventually, it won't be today or next week, but eventually it will and people will find out why Micron is trading at 5x earnings xitter.cf/PegasusFund/status/207…
Imagine you’re explaining markets to someone who has no idea what they are, and telling them that no matter the asset, time period, the technology, or how many times it’s occurred, that the psychological structure of human nature repeats in the exact same way every single time
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Replying to @Mr_Derivatives
I wonder if I should just stop buying companies I haven’t used. We’ve probably all used Robinhood, sofi. Webull, etoro.. bullish.. kucoin lol… thinkorswim for the og’s…. Our specialty is in trading platforms….
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$LLY monster white candlestick today in Eli Manning Lilly.
$CVNA up 12 days in a row. $LLY down 10 days in a row. $NFLX down 6 days in a row.
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💰 New covered call income play on $NBIS just executed. I sold 7x $NBIS $120 Calls expiring 12/26 for $2.55 each, collecting $1,784.86 in premium upfront. Here’s exactly what this means: 🧠 The Setup This is a covered call. I already own 700 shares of $NBIS, and I’m renting them out for income. By selling the $120 calls, I’m agreeing to sell my shares at $120 if NBIS is above that price by 12/26. 📈 Why I Like This Trade • Generates nearly $1,800 in instant cash flow • $120 is a price I’d be happy to trim shares at • I remain bullish long term but monetize short term volatility • If NBIS chops or cools off, I keep all the premium and my shares ✅ Two Ways This Wins 1. NBIS stays below $120: The options expire worthless. I keep the full $1,784 as pure income and still own all 700 shares. 2. NBIS runs above $120: My shares get sold at $120 plus I keep the $1,784 premium. That’s profit on the stock move and on the option. ⚠️ Only Risk If NBIS absolutely rips past $120, my upside is capped above that level. I’m fine with that because the goal here is consistent income, not chasing blow-off tops.
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MARKET RECAP 📉 TODAY WAS WILD, the S&P 500 had its largest intraday reversal since the tariff talk back in April, with a $1.9 TRILLION market cap swing. Odds of a Fed cut in December have plummeted and the market is scared 😳 What the heck is going on?! Let’s talk about it! 🗣️
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The fact that $MSTR people are posting this is nuts If they miss a dividend payment their stock will TANK regardless of solvency It means the model is broken.
$MSTR prefs are perpetual, meaning they never have to be paid back. That is different than debt. Dividends will not cause the company to default.
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wtf is going on with crypto?
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BitMine’s Tom Lee just asked a trillion dollar question. If gold itself becomes tokenized on Ethereum, will Bitcoin still be attractive as digital gold? Tokenized gold moves faster, earns yield, lives inside DeFi, and becomes programmable collateral. $ETH $BMNR $BTC
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Excited to have @opendoor stream their earnings call live on @RobinhoodApp with Q&A powered by Say. It's awesome to see more companies treating retail as first-class citizens.
So. @opendoor’s Q3 Financial Open House is November 6 @ 2pm PT. We're doing things differently. Here's what's new: → Video instead of audio, so you can see and hear from us directly → Live Q&A powered by @robinhoodapp's Say Technologies platform, where YOU, our shareholders, can ask questions NOW through Nov 5 → Streaming on @RobinhoodApp (we're proud to be the first major real estate tech company to do this) Ask anything: investor.opendoor.com This is earnings, reimagined for everyday investors. Welcome to our Open House 📷
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A study published in Nature earlier this year found that psilocybin (magic mushroom) treatment can extend cellular lifespan and survival age in mice 👀 Just one of the many studies showing promise in this once neglected but now flourishing sector 🧠
My first subscriber post is a deep dive into psychedelic stocks 🧠 one of my favorite sectors for many reasons
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