Hon. Idris Bulle Mohamed retweeted
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2010, Sneijder Şampiyonlar ligi alıyor, Iniesta Dünya Kupası alıyor ama gol sayısı daha fazla diye Messi ballon dor kazanıyor
2011, Ronaldo Messi'den daha fazla gol atıyor ama bu sefer de Şampiyonlar ligi önemli diye Messi ballon dor alıyor
2012, Ronaldo Messi'den daha fazla kupa kazanıyor ama kural yine Messi için değişip gol sayısı fazla olduğu için Messi ballon dor alıyor
2019, Salah ve Van Dijk harika bir Şampiyonlar ligi sezonu geçiriyor, Alisson Becker hem Şampiyonlar ligi hem Copa America kazanıyor ama gol sayısına bakarak yine Messi’ye ödül veriliyor
2021, kural yine değişiyor, Lewandowski gol sayısı olarak lider ama Copa America kazandığı için ödül Messi'ye veriliyor
2023, 2010 yılında önemi olmayan Dünya Kupası bu sefer önem kazanıyor Ve Manchester City'de hem Premier Lig hem de Şampiyonlar Ligi kazanan Haaland yerine ballon dor Messi'ye veriliyor
2026 ⌛
Hon. Idris Bulle Mohamed retweeted
Ballon d'Or resmi hesabı, Avrupa'da oynamayan futbolcuların Ballon d'Or kazanabileceğini açıkladı.
"Ligden bağımsız, herkes teknik olarak bu ödülü talep edebilir."
Hon. Idris Bulle Mohamed retweeted
Argentina's Road to the Final - The Movie
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Hon. Idris Bulle Mohamed retweeted
Mossad was security at Messi’s wedding?
Messi is a cuck to Israel!
Ayer #Messi celebró su #cumpleaños #30. Pronto celebrará su boda que será custodiada por seguridad israelí
vanitatis.elconfidencial.com…
Hon. Idris Bulle Mohamed retweeted
Replying to @gyaigyimii @Muneeb_08
Messi fans don’t understand how bad England vs Argentina would be for them. One suspicious whistle and the British press will do more damage in 24 hours than Ronaldo fans did in 15 years
Hon. Idris Bulle Mohamed retweeted
Letting go doesn't mean your love wasn't real. It means you've finally accepted that love cannot survive where only one heart is fighting. Some endings aren't failures. They're invitations to stop chasing what was never choosing you.
Hon. Idris Bulle Mohamed retweeted
Du’a for protection from zina, p*rn, masturbation, and self-control
😂😂
Najua sharp boys ni wengi
Lakini huyu apana manze😂😂😂
Kuna sharp boy amechukua mgonjwa
Akaweka yeye kwa hospitali
Waka agree na hospitali afungwe bandages akae kama mtu aligongwa na tractor
Miguuu imehangiwa pale kwa kitanda and the only thing you can see is just eyes.
The hospital inacharge 10k per day
Sharp Boyz ana-organize Harambee ati Bill ni 3 Million kijana anafaa kupelekwa India 😂
Sharp boys ameprintisha cards
Aka organize a major Harambee
Akatafuta online influencers waandike a very sorry state vile huyu mtu anafaa kusaidiwa
Anatafuta very swift talkers and they do to this popular city churches
They are armed with an imaginary accident that has very gory photos. Hizo ukiona huruma inakushika pap.
He also dispatches street beggars with a book. Ukiona izo picha na huruma unawaandikia 100 bob😂😂
Buana unaaangalia picha ya accident.
Na ya mgonjwa akiwa hospitali. Machozi inaanza kububujika 😂
Nakwambia this script is from the Tayler Perry Production😇
Siku ya Harambee watu na handkerchiefs wanawakaribisha. Juu ya utu.. Siunaona unaingia ukitoa Mia mbili mbili juu ya mapenzi😱
Siku ikiisha ya Harambee sharp boy anaraise kana Kshs. 1.8 Million.
Analipa hospitali Kshs. 200k for 20 days ata Alana amekaa huko 1 week
Anatoa expenses za mgonjwa kukula. Juu mgonjwa naye alikuwa anakula kuku, samaki, bacon. Ukienda kuangalia unashangaa Kwani Wagonjwa wa siku izi wako namna gani😂 Kazi ni kunona tuu
Mgonjwa naye anapewa Ksh. 300k yake awaiting another business.
Anaspend another 300k kulipa wale watu walizungusha forms za kuchangisha and other logistics plus online influencers.
In a month the Sharp Boy makes his Kshs. 1 Million clean out of the misery of Kenyans. Akifanya hivi 5 times in a year. Ako na Kshs. 5 Million!
Sharp boys are not sleeping.
Wewe ni story gani ya sharp boys umeskia ukaanza kuchekelea victims
Hon. Idris Bulle Mohamed retweeted
Kill the nice guy inside you. Life doesn’t care about your kindness. Be ruthless, or get crushed.
Proving him right always!
Let me take this opportunity to congratulate the people of Ol Kalou and the 2 winners Samuel Muchina (UDA) and Kamau Ngotho (DCP) both of whom are incidentally my good friends. Now picture this. 32,000 out of 71,000 voters turned out in both primaries. 8000+ or 25% for UDA and 24,000 or 75% for DCP. In my predictive and analytical model which i have shared thrice in the media, William Ruto will be re-elected even without a single vote from Mt Kenya because of the Tyranny of Small Numbers vs Tyranny of Numbers. I can present this model again and again for anyone to poke holes. Now if Wiluam Ruto gets 25% vote from the Mountain ? Lets see if this improves on 16th July in Ol Kalou. Winning a battle is sweet but winning the war is even more important.
Hon. Idris Bulle Mohamed retweeted
Cunha, Sesko and Mbeumo joining a team who finished 15th instead of the team with UCL football really shows that Manchester United is the biggest club in England
This has nothing to do with the recent conflict between the Kamba and Woria. The lease agreement had simply expired. The property owner intended to put up a new development, while the tenant sought an extension and was reluctant to vacate. Let’s not exaggerate situations!
Hon. Idris Bulle Mohamed retweeted
Manager: We’re letting you go for poor performance.
Employee: Poor performance?
Manager: Yes. Your output has been below expectations.
Employee: Okay.
Manager: That’s all you have to say?
Employee: Yes. Thank you for the opportunity.
Manager: You’re not going to defend yourself?
Employee: I used to. Then I realized nobody here listens until the damage is done.
Manager: Please hand over your laptop before you leave.
Employee: No problem.
Four hours later…
Manager: Why are these reports not updating?
Team Lead: Because he was the one doing them.
Manager: What about the client tracker?
Team Lead: Also him.
Manager: And the weekly sales dashboard?
Team Lead: Him too.
Manager: So what exactly was everyone else doing?
Team Lead: Waiting for him to finish his part so theirs could look complete.
The next day…
Manager: I reviewed the spreadsheet. I think we made a mistake.
Employee: You fired me yesterday.
Manager: I know. I want to apologize.
Employee: For firing me or for never noticing I was doing three people’s work?
Manager: Both. ↓
Sadly, many men are too quick to penetrate and start pounding so she can start yelling. Sex is an act, many men don't know how to act it.
Fuck her mind first before penetrating. Foreplay is the most important part of having sex with a woman.
Her hair: Run your hands through her hair, gently massage her scalp, and don't forget to kiss her forehead.
Her inner thighs: Gently caress the inside of her thighs without touching her vagina. It increases sensations and blood flow to the vagina.
Her lower back: Slowly move the tip of your fingers up and down her back, but pay more attention to her lower back before her butt.
Her neck: Kiss it, lick it, bite it gently. It will make her wet instantly. But if her neck is salty, she's a dirty girl. Don't fuck her.
Her lower stomach: Use your fingertips to gently caress her lower stomach and hips. Draw lines and circles with your fingers on her lower abdomen all the way down to her pubic area.
Her butt cheeks: The butt is very sensitive. Give it some attention. Play with her but, gently spank it first, then a littler harder. Massage it and squeeze it.
After all these, she'll be ready for you, and you don't have to try harder to make her cum. But if the land is dry, there is not much a pumping machine could do.
Kiss her like you love her, and fuck her like you hate her.
Fuck her like a whore, and she'll come back for more.
Hon. Idris Bulle Mohamed retweeted
Anytime you visit someone in the hospital and they start asking you what time it is or to make pap for them… please, don’t answer them. 🥲💔
Hon. Idris Bulle Mohamed retweeted
I saw a guy crying quietly in a bank today.
Not loud. Not dramatic. Just… silent tears while staring at his phone.
Nobody noticed. Or maybe nobody cared.
I sat two seats away, pretending not to look—but I couldn’t ignore it.
After a few minutes, he wiped his face, stood up, and walked to the counter as if nothing had happened.
As he passed me, his phone screen lit up.
I saw just one message:
"Your account balance is ₦0.00"
That hit me harder than it should have.
Because the truth is… many people around us are just one message away from breaking down.
Since then, I’ve stopped assuming people are okay just because they look okay.
You never really know what someone is going through.
“Not all breakdowns are loud… some happen in silence 💔”
“Have you ever had a moment like this?”
Hon. Idris Bulle Mohamed retweeted
Replying to @WilliamsRuto
@WilliamsRuto I was diagnosed with cancer soon after you were declared president. I have always wondered whether there is a link. Before I die, I want to know, how much money and land do you need, and how much suffering do you want to inflict on Kenyans before you die?




























