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BuiltByIdiots

@BuiltByIdiots

What was it, Muesli?

 Edinburgh, Scotland
Joined April 2017
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Portobello is so gloriously bleak this afternoon. Matches my mood.
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I'm walking around town with a six ft kayak paddle. Get out of my way, or get paddled. Your call.
LOVE 'shuffle' - bouncing up the road like a lunatic to Josh Wink's Higher State of Consciousness this morning!!
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.@MCabournSmith13 Nov 2017
Trying to be glass-half-full about Brexit; but it's increasingly clear it's half full of piss.
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@NHSMillion13 Nov 2017
Please RT if you’ve never read a bigger lie from the Daily Mail than “Jeremy Hunt has earned the respect of doctors, nurses and other medical staff” 😂😂😂 where do they get this stuff?!
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Apologies to everyone in Leith. That nutter running around the Links singing Falco's Amadeus (in German) at the top of her voice, was me. #RunningTunes
Recently dumped in street at night, Bertha’s a friendly girl who loves cats/kids& dogs. Could you help her feel safe & happy again? ADOPT #UK #Germany #Holland 💕
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@DavidLammy10 Nov 2017
From today onwards women effectively work for free for the rest of the year because of the Gender Pay Gap #EqualPayDay
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Footballers. Looking to hone your stopping, reaction & anticipation skills? May I suggest a game of "daily tourist dodge" on the Royal Mile? I'm semi-pro now.
Look what just arrived! No work today. Since we're laughing like drains at Simon's amazing children! @Biggreenbooks
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My kids are asleep. I know this because they've just pre-ordered this book that's all about them. bit.ly/2s1LECt Please retweet. x
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Must. Not. Fall. Asleep. On. Trains. Must Not Fall Asleep On Trains.. #MustNotFallAsleepOnTrains.
"I'm on a train. What? No! A train. TRAIN. T.R.A.I.N. Naw, no a crane. Aye, aye, ah'm a construction worker on ma days off." #overheard
No real offence meant, but Birmingham, I don't think I like you very much. You're too confusing. #PickingOnCities
How come a £1.60 fare on #LothianBuses includes free WiFi, and a ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS ticket on #VirginTrains doesn't? #Bastards
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I'm on an "eco" bus. The brakes sound like a really sad whale contemplating ending it all. #LothianBuses
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If today has taught me anything: it's that I can totally rock a boiler suit! #EngineBay #OilyGreasyFun #Boat (#NotPorn)
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Boris Johnson will challenge Jacob Rees-Mogg for the Tory leadership. Somehow we’ve ended up living in an unpublished Dickens novel.
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By far the prettiest man I've seen naked at #EdFringe @TheNickHelm
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Last chance to see @thejoeypage tonight at 6pm. If you love Baywatch and sharks as much as I do...
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