I’m a writer sometimes, other times I’m playing cards. private account: @incognitobugs

Toronto, Ontario
Joined November 2017
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I'm done giving a shit what people think about me and what I do. Fuck it. I'm registering a bad deck.
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Some of these decks I’m trying for Hartford. Really makes you think.
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I don't get sick after events anymore because I microdose germs on the TTC everyday.
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Representation matters.
New GTA 6 footage leaked by Cyberleek reveals that Jason is uncircumcised.
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This new Tinashe joint is GOOD 👍
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She got one song about fuckin over what sounds like a Zelda sample.
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Little known fact about me is that OnRoutes are a safe space to me. I find comfort in the liminality.
fun moment from this weekend: stopping for food at an enroute (iykyk) in the middle of nowhere and @Droodmtg's carfolk spawns in. we had 8, should've ripped a quickie cube draft
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Finished 10-4 after a 1-3 start. Never give up, never tilt.
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She doesn’t miss
seeing a lot of strong words from my tcg mutuals about cornell + other recent events, but I don't put much stock in it so many men love the concept of doing violence to a faceless predator but are more than happy to tolerate misogynistic words & behavior from their friends
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i just don’t really understand why you’d want to have sex with someone who isn’t enthusiastically consenting
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I know this clip is just a joke, but I’m seeing a lot of people seriously believing this is true. Many very good magic players I know are fully employed. Skill issue.
“I can’t compete with the jobless” 😂 I felt that lmao
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It seems my recent tweet got taken more seriously than I anticipated. Smh when people can’t tell I’m being silly
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I normally think salting on MTGO is loser behaviour, but I might be on Enege’s side here.
How am I supposed to solve the friends issue if they just say no
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Dawson retweeted
🚨Ed Sheeran announces he will be replacing Macklemore as his headliner with Israeli pop star Netta Barzilai.
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I think if you do this you’re corny. I won’t be taking questions
Replying to @Taidhgt0
You should always count your opponent’s deck when they present it. (In competitive).
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Won the standard challenge with a bad version of Mardu. Would not recommend it; but I do think monument is good.
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Clean 10-0 into top 8 of the super qualifier before immediately losing in quarters. Draft deck was medium but my sealed deck was a ton of fun.
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The king chud had a deck named after him. Time to learn.
Hey folks, I have published my SB guide for Trudge Eldrazi/Fight Rigging/The Chudge. I go over my challenge list in detail, and cover most matchups you need to know for the upcoming RC and Spotlight! metafy.gg/guides/view/trudge…
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i’m sorry but i simply cannot mourn the loss of dolly parton until i know her views on the rwandan genocide, the partition of india, or the annexation of crimea. only then can i decide if her countless contributions to the community were worth anything .
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Hey gang; I have been winning a lot with Mono Blue Terror in pauper so I threw together a quick little 4700 words of some of my thoughts and a guide to match-ups and sideboarding. Link is in the comments :)
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