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JUST IN: Anthropic recorded a staggering $80,000,000,000.00 net loss in the first half of 2026.
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Operation gelungen. Kind wieder glücklich. Ja, ich hab tatsächlich auch die Essstäbchen gebraucht. #MacGybuffs
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𝐁𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐬 𝐈𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 retweeted
Yesterday was Elon’s greatest magic trick. It got everybody believe an amazing technological gap had just been made. I got fooled too. At first, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I was so excited. And don’t get me wrong , the technology, the precision at which the car did what it did, was fabulous. However, it was not a car doing it. And that is the true, Machiavellic genius of Elon. There is no flying car. There is no car at all. It was an empty shell. As light as possible. No seats. Nothing. Full of gas tanks. With a maximum of 2 secs of thrust usage. In other words, it was a drone. A drone with a shell that looked like a car. Imagine if it had been a square piece of metal instead. You would have said “nice”. The truth is, it is nothing more than that. It was not the car that you will see in the street. It was just a piece of light metal, that had the same body as the one you wil buy. The technology exists since a long time. If nobody did it, it’s not that they didn’t think about it’s it’s because it is not sustainable. It is not achievable. So why were we fooled ? Because most people can’t imagine the biggest entrepreneur and genius of our century would have put millions into a show and be ruthless enough to put a fake car in a demonstration with the goal of selling something that will have nothing to do with what he is showing. It was a show. A spectacle. Pure manipulation. Ruthless, immoral marketing. The whole “ socialism vs capitalism” or “Europe vs America” we are seeing is the result of a fabulously done propaganda. The car doesn’t fly. It never will. Most importantly, there wasn’t any car on that show. But the brainwashed idiots that we are will rush to buy it, waiting for another two years ( 9 have passed already since the preorders), only to receive something that has nothing to do with what we have seen. Expect the shell. But in 2026, it seems it is what we are. Empty shells for which entertainment and lies are enough to make us dance like apes. Porsche maybe didn’t do a flying demonstration. But at least they will deliver exactly what they have shown. And it will drive better than any Tesla ever will ( especially if it weights two fugging tons).
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I think @amazon fired the last of its customer service agents. Inpossible to contact someone directly at Amazon these days. Your app is built to drive people nuts.
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Tag der offenen Tür in der Schule. Im Turnsaal liegt ein Basketball 2 Meter hinter der 3er Linie. Ich werf ihn unmotiviert Richtung Korb. *SWISH* Für meinen Sohn und den Rest der Anwesenden bin ich jetzt der Michael Jordan von Desenzano ... solange ich keinen Ball mehr werfe.
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"The new Roadster will be sentinent"
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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This guy is a disgrace
EXCLUSIVE: Elon Musk approached Donald Trump with the idea of slowing down Starlink in Ukraine, The Telegraph can reveal. The billionaire tech entrepreneur approached the US president with the proposal to introduce speed limits on the system, which hampered Ukraine’s drone defences, according to four sources familiar with the discussions. 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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Neue Tesla Roadster mega beeindruckend, aber sieht leider nichtmal ansatzweise so gut aus wie das Konzept von 2017. Kann jemand bitte den von 2017 bauen?
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Wenn man bedenkt welchen Leuten der Milliarden gekostet hat, wär er im Gefängnis wahrscheinlich sicherer aufgehoben.
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Wenn du deinen Job verlierst und dein Nachfolger absolut unterirdisch ist
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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Natürliches Selbstbewusstsein ist obendrein auch verdammt attraktiv. Ich denke dass ist kein Zufall, dass das zusammenhängt.
Die meisten Leadership Probleme haben mit einem Mangel an echtem Selbstbewusstsein zu tun.
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Die meisten Leadership Probleme haben mit einem Mangel an echtem Selbstbewusstsein zu tun.
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Ein Stück Plastik. Wow :))
How firefighters open locked doors in just one second
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Wie oft muss man bei dieser App eigentlich einstellen, dass man Artikel mit dem externen Browser öffnen möchte? Sicher schon 3-4 Mal gemacht und jetzt war es wieder umgestellt.
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In Afghanistan und dem Iran werden Menschen öffentlich auf Kränen und Fußballtoren gehängt. USA: hold my dictatorship.
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Ich hab aus Zähneputzen ein zu gutes Spiel gemacht. Jetzt wollen die Mädls nicht mehr aufhören 😬
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Wenn das auch für dich zum Besten gehört, dass das Fernsehen jemals rausgebracht hat, können wir Freunde sein.
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