Sometimes I’ll be standing in the gym, look around, and just wonder why I’m even there. The people are low energy, the vibes aren’t good. I don’t even enjoy going anymore since I stopped taking pre workout. Just get in and out because I don’t like what I look like if I don’t lift
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Don't ever become an adult
Being an adult is nothing more than the most domesticated retarded version of yourself
Remember this
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Pro-Flock right-wing retards will defend this
Police have put out a search for a man who kept $30 he found on the ground, instead of handing it in
If you’re not a chad lookswise you need to have an interesting occupation to get the prettiest girlfriend you can. Any sort of instructor, bartender, places that put you near the most attractive single girls possible. Might sound common sense but seems to not be for many online
Ex gf turned 25 and now she’s no longer fun to flirt with over text, I feel like I should be having a funeral service for this I mean this is tragic. No whimsy just straight sass and girl bossy
Haven’t seen a sombrero cut that meticulous since ‘08 in the Super Fresh store
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Hey sorry for ghosting you, I saw a girl who exactly matched the phenotype I’m most attracted to so I had to dedicate all of my spare time thinking about her instead of living in reality for a bit there haha
Being sober at a bar and seeing the exact type of girl I am attracted to being a hoe is a different type of disgust
If you’re going out to a bar being sober is not it I don’t care what your favorite health guru says
Guys what are we doing wearing our high end running shoes to the gym to jus lift weights? Possibly the worst choice and putting unnecessary wear and tear on your running shoes
Jus wear barefoot shoes or flat bottomed skate shoes. Also looks wayyy less dorky
Something that is always important to remember is that the universe (and God) punishes hubris. If you are going through a period of “winning” or lots of success, it’s imperative that you act with grace and humility to the people around you. “Hate only comes from below”
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*sees a girl who might possibly be attractive from behind* okay... i'm standing straight... tongue on roof of my mouth... eyes displaying hunter gatherer strength... focused and determined... arms at sides but not limp... face neutral but dangerous... shoulders stretched bu









