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Kentucky, USA
Joined August 2017
Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
Maui's police chief placed journalist Nick Sortor in a headlock after he inquired about the details surrounding the disappearance of the children.
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
Are you? Be honest!
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
Who was the first person to declare @BarackObama was born in Kenya? Barrack Obama in his own book.
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
People spent 4 years believing that this was the same person ๐Ÿคช The same one who took the Covid Boostersโ€ฆ
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
FACT CHECK THIS: Barack Obama is a promiscuous, gay crack smoking communist moose limb who was installed to destroy the United States of America.
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
๐ŸšจBREAKING: @KariLake has announced the SAME PEOPLE who carried out voter fraud in Colorado are behind Tina Peters' imprisonment. God bless Kari for standing up for
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
๐ŸšจFACT๐Ÿšจ The magistrate judge who signed the warrant authorizing the search of Ilhan Omarโ€™s D.C. home is a registered Democrat and Hillary Clinton donor who clerked for an Obama-appointed judge.
It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government canโ€™t selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say. But thatโ€™s exactly what the Trump Administration is doing to Congresswoman Ilhan Omar of Minnesota. To understand why this is so appalling, itโ€™s important to know the facts. Congresswoman Omar came to this country with her father when she was 12 years old. Five years later, her father became a naturalized citizen. If Ilhan had been 18 at the time, she would have had to apply for citizenship separately. But because she was 17, she became a naturalized citizen automatically. Congresswoman Omar went on to graduate from college, work as a community organizer, become the first Somali-American legislator elected to public office in the U.S., and win a seat in Congress. There, she has been one of the Trump Administrationโ€™s fiercest critics, which has led the president to repeatedly single her out as someone who he believes does not belong in this country. Now the Administration is actively trying to deport Congresswoman Omar, seemingly based solely on the unsubstantiated theory that she was actually 18 when her father was naturalized, and therefore is not a citizen. Federal agents have raided her home, confiscated personal records, and seized her phone โ€” all to try and uncover a nonexistent smoking gun from 20 years ago that will somehow make their case. Think about that. The full weight of the federal government is being brought down on a law-abiding elected official because she has dared to criticize the president. And itโ€™s not the first time this has happened. Under President Trump, the Justice Department has repeatedly gone after those he considers his political enemies โ€” from the Attorney General of New York, to the former head of the FBI, to members of the Federal Reserve. In those cases, the prosecutions either stalled or were dismissed for having no basis in law, and the same is likely to happen in this case. But not before Congresswoman Omarโ€™s life has been turned upside down, her legal bills have piled up, and sheโ€™s been forced to spend time fighting unsubstantiated charges instead of serving the people of Minnesota. The fact that any president, or any administration, is willing to engage in such transparent efforts to intimidate someone should outrage all Americans, regardless of how they feel about Congresswoman Omarโ€™s political views. Because if this becomes the new normal, thereโ€™s no reason to believe it will stop with her โ€” or that future presidents, in either party, wonโ€™t do the same.
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Barack Obama is under FEDERAL CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION and ON THE VERGE OF BEING INDICTED for violations of The ESPIONAGE ACT and CONSPIRACY AGAINST RIGHTS related to his role in Russiagate and spying on President Trump's 2016 campaign. He has been implicated in the Comey and Brennan investigation, according to a DOJ source. If charged and convicted under these statutes, he potentially faces the rest of his life in federal prison.
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
James Talarico spent the day with the Muslim Democratic Caucus today. When they show you who they are, believe them. Big yikes.
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
๐ŸšจRoger Stone just got the LAST LAUGH after a Letitia James prosecutor TURNED on Letitia, revealing she ordered him to "FIND" any "crimes" or "dirt" possible on President Trump & his allies. "Should have gone down for mortgage fraud." - @RogerJStoneJr Roger was right!
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
Jenny Beth is right and Obama knows it!
Mr. Obama, your own administration selectively targeted people for their political beliefs. Your IRS flagged Tea Party, Patriot, and 9/12 groups by name for years. Your IRS asked for prayer contents, membership lists, donor lists, backend access to websites, and more. Congressional testimony revealed Tea Party donors were 6 times more likely than the average taxpayer to be individually audited. Your actions chilled Tea Party groups, and many groups shut down rather than paying thousands to attorneys and accountants to answer the invasive, unconstitutional questions from your administration. At the same time, your FBIโ€™s Domestic Terrorism Unit repeatedly contacted True the Vote, an organization that grew directly out of the Tea Party, and its founder Catherine Engelbrecht, seeking membership lists and information about attendees. Your office audited her business and personal taxes and subjected her to ATF and OSHA inspections, all beginning after she applied for nonprofit status. We know what selective targeting looks like because we lived it under your watch. Spare us the lecture.
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
๐ŸšจHillary Clinton is now on her 73rd day of isolation inside the family's Westchester, New York compound after DNA proof that she and Webb Hubbell conceived a daughter together went public. "Bill moved to his apartment at the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock," said Presidential biographer Malcom Reynolds. "Hillary won't leave the house because there's a swarm of reporters at the end of her driveway." As for Chelsea, she denies the claim that DNA evidence exists, even though it was presented by Hubbell's other daughter, Fiona Hubbell-Barron. "It's an embarrassing time to be a Clinton."
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
You should be investigated. You're a Seditious traitor!
Spare me the pearl-clutching โ€” especially from Republican Members of Congress and online MAGA grifters who have cheered President Trump's weaponization of the government against those he doesnโ€™t like, as recently as last week. This is a subject I know something about: Less than a year ago, Trump directed the DOJ and FBI to investigate me, and then tried to criminally indict me for a 90 second video, exercising basic free speech. The same free speech youโ€™re exercising now, lying about what I said in this clip. If not for an anonymous group of grand jury members standing up for America's laws, Iโ€™d be criminally indicted for sedition. President Trump has turned the government against people, with raucous support from you and virtually all D.C. Republicans. So spare us the manufactured outrage. America must be a place where the rule of law still matters. Those laws should apply to everyone equally. If you have aided in the corrupt use of U.S. taxpayer dollars to benefit the President or his family, or you have violated the law in order to carry out guidance from the President, you should be held accountable. And given how rampant that corruption appears to the average American, people looking to work for his Administration should realize that while the Supreme Court has granted the President immunity, it has not done the same for those who do illegal things at his behest.
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
when Rome was sacked, most people living in the Roman Empire didn't notice much of a difference in their daily lives the farmers kept farming, the merchants kept trading, the normies kept norming. life went on Rome still fell the fact that you can walk down your street and get a croissant doesn't tell you much about the state of your civilization but it tells a lot about you
Just in case anyone is wondering: I live in Paris; if I didnโ€™t have X dot com I would have no idea there are riots in France.
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
-Slotkin's mentor John Brennan is facing indictment in Florida -Slotkin threatens Republican lawyers and prosecutors with persecution, on behalf of the whole Deep State
Spare me the pearl-clutching โ€” especially from Republican Members of Congress and online MAGA grifters who have cheered President Trump's weaponization of the government against those he doesnโ€™t like, as recently as last week. This is a subject I know something about: Less than a year ago, Trump directed the DOJ and FBI to investigate me, and then tried to criminally indict me for a 90 second video, exercising basic free speech. The same free speech youโ€™re exercising now, lying about what I said in this clip. If not for an anonymous group of grand jury members standing up for America's laws, Iโ€™d be criminally indicted for sedition. President Trump has turned the government against people, with raucous support from you and virtually all D.C. Republicans. So spare us the manufactured outrage. America must be a place where the rule of law still matters. Those laws should apply to everyone equally. If you have aided in the corrupt use of U.S. taxpayer dollars to benefit the President or his family, or you have violated the law in order to carry out guidance from the President, you should be held accountable. And given how rampant that corruption appears to the average American, people looking to work for his Administration should realize that while the Supreme Court has granted the President immunity, it has not done the same for those who do illegal things at his behest.
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
Harvard should receive no federal money and should fund all tuition and expenses for every student from the endowment.
Replying to @RonDeSantis
Investing in treasurys = $3.4B annuallyโ€” enough to cover $100K tuition+expenses for 34,000 students.
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
The real tragedy behind the 250,000+ British girls that were systematically raped over the past 3+ decades largely by Pakistani Muslim men is that this might lead to Islamophobia. Sure, child rapes are bad but Islamophobia is the real tragedy. - @JessicaTarlov
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
This Seditious and unconstitutional behavior will not end until she's is held accountable... @ElissaSlotkin, one of the Seditious Six, again promotes anti-American and caustically Soviet style ideas for lawfare againsts individuals whose work for the @realDonaldTrump administration... she and the whole Seditious Six must be indicted and prosecuted for inciting lawfare against Americans and for damaging good order and discipline of the federal workforce... nypost.com/2026/10/18/us-newโ€ฆ
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
Is anyone shocked by this?
Fox News released a bombshell today exposing Zohran Mamdani is funded by a $2.9 million dollar network of George Soros and Islam activists donors But thatโ€™s not all โ€œRecords have revealed that George Soros funneled $37 million to support Democrat socialist Zohran Mamdaniโ€™s campaignโ€ โ€œAccording to those recently released records, Soros, through his Open Society Foundation, funneled the money in recent years to the Working Families Party and at least nine other left-wing organizations that supported Mondani's successful campaign in the New York Democrat mayoral primary. The WFP, a far Our Left Socialist Friendly Group received $23.7 million from Soros through its nonprofit fundraising arm, then used that money to help Zohran Mamdani. โ€” Other unnamed NGOs also received funds totaling the more than $13.9 million figure. Zohran Mamdani, who has been accused of being a Marxist and communistโ€
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Kentucky Fried Chic-magnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ retweeted
๐Ÿšจ SHOCKING EXPOSร‰: CONGRESS WAS RIGGED! ๐Ÿšจ โ€œInstalled like plumbing fixtures.โ€ Senator Tommy Tuberville just dropped a BOMB: A handful of Congressmen and Senators are sitting in Washington ONLY because of Venezuela and Dominion voting machines. The deck was STACKED against Trump โ€” and it trickled down to steal seats across America. Venezuela did MASSIVE damage to our Republic. Maduro in jail? Time for the FULL TRUTH to come out NOW. These โ€œrepresentativesโ€ werenโ€™t ELECTED โ€” they were INSTALLED. RT if you want paper ballots and real elections! ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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