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This is what every meal feels like when you’re a dog
Papi Steak at Fontainebleau $1000 Beef Case features a 55oz MS9 pure blood Australian Wagyu Tomahawk with the most insane presentation ever. What do you think?
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We live in very strange times.
The oldest president in the US history is sleeping, while his Secretary of Health is shaking uncontrollably, all while pushing their conspiracies about vaccines.
He looks like the proprietor of a whimsical calculator factory
Jeff Passan says Shohei Ohtani earns over $100 million a year off the field and helped the Dodgers become MLB’s first $1 billion revenue franchise
“Personally, with all of the advertisements, sponsorships, and stuff like that, it’s upward of $100 million.”
“The Los Angeles Dodgers are not the Los Angeles Dodgers—they are the Shohei Ohtani Shell Corporation.”
“Good for them. They saw what the Angels never did.”
“They understood that Ohtani himself is a monolith.”
“They saw the international possibilities in Japan.”
“They saw the business possibilities.”
“It’s everything—the tours, the tourists, the merchandise, the sponsorships, the whole kit and caboodle.”
“The Dodgers just last year became the first Major League Baseball franchise to have more than $1 billion in revenue in one year.”
“And they’re going to do it again this year
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People unironically said this should be the Super Bowl halftime show over Bad Bunny last year lmao
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This is more damning to conservative voters than him cheating on his wife multiple times.
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Albanians aren't just protesting. They burned down the house of their president who approved the sale of the national park to the Kushners.
This is the wayyyy
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Californians seeing anyone under age 35 dropping off a ballot at a drop box
Over 3.3 million Californians have cast ballots for the June primary.
Returns as of May 30 per @Political_Data:
🔵 DEM: 1,540,171
🔴 GOP: 1,126,628
⚪ OTH: 693,445
% Turnout by Age
18-34: 5%
35-49: 8%
50-64: 15%
65+: 30%
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Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms.
We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.
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The people howling about Helen of Troy do not actually care about classical literature. If they did, they’d be deeply disturbed by the number of schools closing classics departments.
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The US is no longer a part of the WHO, RFK Jr. is in charge of Health and Human Services, and there’s a hantavirus outbreak as we’re getting ready to host the World Cup. What could possibly go wrong?
This reads like a 7 year old having their first ever critical thought
I do not want a walkable city. I do not want trains. I do not want busses.
I want a car that can take me anywhere I want at any time.
I don't want to be dependent on transit schedules.
I want to choose who I'm traveling with, rather than going for luck of the draw.
I want to be able to control my own climate while traveling.
I want to be guaranteed a comfortable seat.
I want somewhere to keep my things during a day out instead of having to carry everything with me.
I want to buy and take home loads of groceries too big to carry without having to trouble myself with delivery services.
I want to go through drive thrus.
I want to be halfway home from work and impulsively decide to go to a restaurant on the other side of town and just change direction immediately.
I want to drive around a new city to take in more than I could on foot or on a fixed route.
I want to do road trips where we make up our journey as we go.
I want to explore my own city at will without any particular plan.
I want to visit small towns out of reach of even the most expansive proposed public transit systems.
Essentially, I want freedom.