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Papa Scone

@BryanStorck

i seem pretty lax with my carptet.

 Essex, Vermont
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Joined November 2011
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I am an animal, hungry for weed.
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Imagination brightens the future doodles.google.com/d4g/vote/… G V V ve V V
Was excited to try @ChikFilACali new Mac and cheese but was quickly disappointed when I found none in the bag. 🥺
Shots at the knot
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some kids want a car for their 16th birthday; smart kids want a truckload of pancakes for every birthday
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billiam@BillRatchet16 Apr 2018
if stephen hawking auto tuned his shit our youth would’ve probably gotten bachelor degrees instead of face tattoos
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@TheTweetOfGod14 Mar 2018
It’s only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I don’t exist.
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a denny’s haiku if you need a bath, but you’ve got no hot water, just use warm gravy.
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Snowblowing before 10 should be a crime.
The US Men’s Curling Team looks like a group of dads that were just trying to get away from their families for the weekend but somehow ended up competing in the Olympics
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When you take your first 700 level class. xitter.cf/The90sLife/status/9616…
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*skipping a pancake across a lake like a stone* park authority: please stop
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judge: you’re charged with jaywalking how do you plead? me: *leans into mic* i’ll take the death penalty
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Since I’m bored and 2017 was full of negative news stories, I’ve found some positive stories you probably didn’t hear about. A thread:
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If you play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.
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TRUMP: lets play chess MIKE PENCE: sure Mr. President TRUMP: my horse guy flies across the board and hits your king in the face. I win MIKE PENCE: excellent game Mr. President
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Witnessing Stay Forever from @Ookay will forever be my greatest memory of @Bonnaroo #blessed
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jake@jmau80221 Jul 2017
why is it that after u finish 13 years of school ur expected to say "yo im tryna do 4 more years of that and this time I wanna pay for it"
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