@BryanCooking

I'm a Kennedy

 Los Angeles
Joined June 2011
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God I hope Soe Noire isn't just another milkshake duck
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Why does everyone tell the audience what kind of mental illness they have at the top of their set now? Honey they'll figure it out.
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Gonna get fucked up at the bar tonight do some revolutionary praxis while i puke in the urinal
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Vulture Top 15 Comics To Watch Get Roasted In The Chat
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From Comedy Works to the Oscars: Troy Walker finds jokes in the journey denverpost.com/2026/03/14/tr…

From Comedy Works to the Oscars: Troy Walker finds jokes in the journey

The Emmy-nominated Denver comic, now in L.A., has been writing for “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” since 2021.

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I hate Devin Field and he should be run out of town.
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Replying to @M3G3MIKEQ__17 @OC_Scanner
Is it normal for sec of defense (sorry... WAR) to travel on these??
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he died doing what he loved; riding around in a speedboat he bought for $300 on Temu
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To the zero (0) people who will see this: eventbrite.com/e/writers-of-…
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Bryan Cook retweeted
natecraig.com@hypeman5 Sep 2025
My new special is LIVE on youtube! "Married to It" is on - Join me on youtube - like & subscribe. Comment and share. The internet is a prison let's be together ===> youtube.com/watch?v=1ViHeQFp…
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I'm glad Hulk Hogan is dead and also that wrestling nerds are sad
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Replying to @scott_bowser
just cuz or did I miss something?
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Ummm youtu.be/hQ6BHFZz8Kw?si=pGVW…
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Replying to @rustincohleguy
If that was true you'd have a Netflix special
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Replying to @Simms2673
Podiatrist?
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Tonight at 7:30 at @theicehousecc in Pasadena! My show New World Disorder is back with this incredible lineup: Curtis Cook, Subhah Agarwal, Bryan Cook and Matt Lieb. Tickets here bit.ly/43l2CiR
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How do you tell a new neighbor "Hey I'm not going to bake you a pie or anything but if like... a guy is trying to get into your house, I'll kill him with a hatchet. So don't call the cops when I play guitar. Cool?" This has nothing to do with Paul. Still there, still sucks.
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Replying to @Simms2673
INSANELY
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doing @goodheroinshow tomorrow no one will see this fuck you
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UGH... watch them just go with another OLD WHITE GUY as pope...
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