U know who just invested $180 million in a guy who buried himself alive?
BitMine.
Their latest update: 6 million ETH, 213 BTC and a fat stake in MrBeast.
Diversification, baby.
U wanna know what sounds like my marriage?
Launch, hype, get drained, "orderly wind-down."
Balancer just voted to shut itself down, CoinEx closes in December.
At least they got a governance vote.
U wanna see the most expensive fucking screensaver in history?
Restaking.
$10 billion locked, ~$100k in fees for the whole week.
Even ether.fi packed up and went to sell debit cards.
U know who's outperforming your entire altcoin bag?
Your grandma.
10-year yield at 5.29%, highest since 2007, and she doesn't even know what a seed phrase is.
U know who's 2% away from finally experiencing real crypto?
Boomers.
The average Bitcoin ETF buyer is almost underwater.
Welcome to the shithole, the exits are nowhere.
PCE at 8:30 ET.
Longs and shorts both about to get fisted by the same wick.
Market makers already ordered champagne.
Market bleeding, Fear & Greed still sitting at 63 "Greed."
We're down bad and still horny for leverage.
This industry needs therapy, not a bull run.
Boomers poured $2.4B into Bitcoin ETFs last week and you STILL got liquidated on a 50x long.
That's not bad luck bro, that's a lifestyle.
Bitget gets drained for $350M+ and the timeline's first reaction is "funds are SAFU."
They are.
Just safu in some hacker's wallet now.
Not your keys, not your shit.
PCE drops Wednesday.
Get ready for 400 macro "experts" explaining inflation with the confidence of a guy who got margin-called on Sunday.
i check in ct from time to time, but its so dead, only garbage
people trying to chase the next nft flip
still the same rug-teams doing meme coins
pathetic bubble
35 minutes in, argentina with 100 fouls, not a single card.
messi „the goat 😂“ falls 1 time.
Yellow-card
this WM is a joke.
The real KOLs are the single moms and dads, not the so-called alpha callers using you as exit liquidity.
Next 7 days following the Rate Cut announcement gonna be seriously crucial for the market.
Gotta love how people leave Abstract Chain whenever it gets red and volume is low. Although that has always been the best buying time.
But no, they like coming back and buy at higher prices.
I will quote this tweet 2 weeks from now & you will find out 🤝
