Hosted by @SamTripoli and @JohnnyWoodard, the Broken Simulation podcast hunts evidence the simulation we share is broken. Bizarre news submissions welcomed!
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New @BrokenSim! We talk Shane Gillis, doing Kill Tony, Stew Peters accusations against Jesse on Fire, whether Bert Kreischer is right about comedians needing a union, and more.
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🚨 SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DIARRHEA?! 💩
@samtripoli and @JohnnyWoodard tackle a story that takes “explosive chemistry” to a whole new level. Add a little Dumb and Dumber, and this @BrokenSim conversation goes exactly where you’d expect.
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🤖 Made with AI
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Based on her reactions you would think this host is receiving full alien disclosure plus the truth about JFK and the moon landing.
Miley Cyrus reveals she refuses to do any foreplay with men and orders them to penetrate her immediately without lube so their ugly penises get out of her sight
"I enjoy sexuality more than I enjoy sex."
"I don't really fuck with foreplay because I'm just too busy. As everyone will tell you, even in my business, I do not like to tease things. I like to not say shit and then just fucking go for it and scare the shit out of you."
"I have a lot of shit going on. I don't really have time to sit around and flick my clit. I really want to get the fuck done and get the fuck back to editing."
"If I'm in the mood, we're good. I don't really need lube, to be honest. Stick it right in, just hurry, hurry, and make it good."
"I don't really want to look at a penis for any longer than I have to. I think that's why I want it to go inside, so it gets out of my face. I don't want it in my face, dude."
"I like dicks as an aesthetic."
"It's good if it can just get in and go away, because I don't want it eyeing me off. That's just how I truly feel."
"Everyone knows that tits are prettier than balls. Everybody knows this. Your dick is ugly, but look at this body."
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New @BrokenSim! @CIA thinks Israel may face Civil War. Do we believe them? We talk that plus texts that should kill the Cornell 7 case & Chris Bledsoe's predictions.
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I know it’s a difficult time for the Nepalese people, and my sympathies are with them.
But if these floods are going to keep happening, it’s critical that they absorb this message:
Shoot in landscape!
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I’m in the minority probably, but I’m a Rocky IV guy.
Also, judging from the beginning, I guess Philly has always been a shithole huh?
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Coke sniffers have been dropping like flies from fentanyl for a decade but we can’t put a 50-year-old Satanist to sleep??!
Christa Pike likely got her wish for an all-female execution staff before botched lethal injection: attorney trib.al/GoCQosw
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Before he created "Breaking Bad," Vince Gilligan co-wrote a TV episode about a hijacked passenger plane flying straight toward the World Trade Center.
It premiered six months before 9/11.
In the story, a secret group inside the U.S. government takes remote control of a Boeing 727 full of passengers. The plan is to crash it into the Twin Towers, blame foreign terrorists, and start a profitable war.
More than 13 million people watched it. The show was canceled a few months later, and most people forgot it ever existed.
On September 11, Gilligan watched the attacks on CNN like everyone else. As he looked at the smoke rising from the towers, one thought hit him:
"Wait a minute. We wrote this."
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"mom shoots daughter, here's her ass"
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This idea that older people should "get out of the way" for you to advance simply because you're younger is moronic.
Our society pays and pays for the depredations upon apprenticeship and the "paying your dues" ethos by those who feel their youth and lack of wisdom entitles them to force the more experienced aside.
On a related note, no show in recent memory works harder to make me dislike it with the interviews its creators give than Lanterns.
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Listen to the new @BrokenSim! We get into the Iranian UFOs and whether the orbs that were spotted are the same that Chris Bledsoe said would end the conflict if things got out of hand.
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Dennis Haskins, best known for playing Principal Richard Belding on "Saved by the Bell," has died at 75 💔🙏 buff.ly/XDkzhSp
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The NY Times released a ranking of the top 100 TV shows of the 21st century. They polled Hollywood types.
What do you reckon?
The first atrocity to catch my eye is Key & Peele being FAR ahead of Chappelle’s Show. Clearly political. Fully retarded.
The U.S. Office being ahead of the original is dopey.
The Leftovers should be higher.
The Pitt is a preachy progressive soap opera.
Nice to see Halt and Catch Fire receive a little love.
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It’s been a year since Shohei Ohtani “launched” his alleged nonprofit for positive PR.
The nonprofit still does not exist. It was never registered with the IRS. The website still only has one sentence on it. Ohtani is either a fraud or low IQ. Probably both.
Shohei Ohtani just shared a look at his new “Shohei Ohtani Family Foundation” which appears to feature himself, his wife Mamiko, his dog Decoy and his daughter.
His mission statement says he’s aiming to create healthier, happier communities by funding initiatives that inspire children to stay active and live well, and by supporting programs that rescue, protect, and care for animals in need.
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New @BrokenSim with @samtripoli! We talk Macklemore/Ed Sheeran/Robert Kraft, those Elephant Graveyard Rogan videos, and rogue AI.
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