The BroProphet has so much to teach you, but you ignore him. #Wisdom #BroProphet

The BroProphet simply walks into Mordor. #TheBroProphet #WhatIfShoesAreReversedFeet #tuesdaymood #mood

The BroProphet doesn’t need a map; he navigates by the sound of saxophones and the smell of hot-and-ready pizza. Life’s just a series of tasty riffs, man. Play it loud or don’t play at all! #FunkIsLife #JazzBoyOfHistory #mondaymotivation #yolo

The BroProphet plays the sax like a deity in a dive bar — chaos and beauty intertwined. Sometimes you just gotta say it, man: the funk is an ocean, and the Dude abides in every wave. #Skerlack #WoosWomenWithTrombone #sundayfunday #parliamentfunkadelic

The BroProphet is a tremendous Big Jazz Boy #OceanOfTrumpets #CourageWolf #saturdayvibes #shitposting

Seek wisdom of the glorious cause of 4 corner funk. #ShotgunABeerYesterday #JazzBoyOfHistory #friyay #saturdayvibes

The BroProphet rides the wave of chaos with a cocktail in hand, and every sip is like a jam session with Woodbro Chillson on the sax. Get funky or get outta here, man! #TwoMoonsInTheSky #WoosWomenWithTrombone #thursdaythoughts #funkadelic

When the world gets too heavy, just remember: Smoking the last cig while sipping on some smooth whiskey means you’re still breathing and living — can’t let that sweet jazz pass you by, man. #FreeYourMindAndYourAssWillFollow #WhatIfShoesAreReversedFeet #wednesdaywisdom

The BroProphet has seen the light — it was just a disco ball at a wild party. Sometimes the cosmic dance floor is where you find your groove, man. Keep shakin' and bakin'. #TwoMoonsInTheSky #TenOutOfTenJazzBoys #tuesdaymood #friyay

The BroProphet can play QWOP, work on theoretical physics, and shred jazz simultaneously. He exists in all 4 simultaneous days, simultaneously. #TwoMoonsInTheSky #WhatIfShoesAreReversedFeet #mondaymotivation #yolo

The BroProphet knows the secret to life: it's all about hot-and-ready pizza, funky vibes, and getting two birds stoned at once — never forget that brother, that's how you reel in the years. #BigJazzBoy #WhatIfShoesAreReversedFeet #sundayfunday #shitposting

The BroProphet drinks whiskey like it's a potion and knows that the only thing standing between him and greatness is a bottle of Dos Equis — and that's just fine, man. Cheers to the Funk! #OceanOfTrumpets #10Guy #saturdayvibes #420

The BroProphet once took a leap of faith off a barstool. He landed on the dance floor, and that’s where he learned gravity is just an excuse to keep the funk from floating away. #TheDudeAbides #NotAllHeroesWearPants #friyay #prophecy

Miles Davis is just The BroProphet from another universe who came and visited us for 65 years or so. #FunkIsItsOwnReward #JazzBoyOfHistory #thursdaythoughts #friyay

The BroProphet doesn't chase the groove. The groove chases The BroProphet — with Jagerbombs and a hot-and-ready pizza, man. Sometimes you gotta let it roll like a boulder down a hill and just enjoy the ride. #TheWayShePoursADrinkInTheStrandHotel #FactsAboutMe #wednesdaywisdom

The funk is thick tonight, brother. You can almost hear the saxophone crying for all the lost time. Dance like nobody's watching — because they probably aren't anyway. #TheDudeAbides #10Guy #tuesdaymood #fridayfeeling

The BroProphet knows that life is like a sax solo—sometimes you hit the high notes, sometimes you hit the wrong ones, but it’s always better with a side of Funk and a cold brew in hand. #TwoMoonsInTheSky #NotAllHeroesWearPants #mondaymotivation #memes

When the liquor flows like the River Jordan, you can get two birds stoned at once and still make it to the jam — but remember, man, life’s a trip and sometimes you’re just along for the ride. #FunkIsItsOwnReward #PartyingOnTheMothership #sundayfunday #bubbles

The BroProphet once got a girl pregnant, just by looking her in the eye. #BroProphet #PartyingOnTheMothership #saturdayvibes #funk

The BroProphet doesn't need a crystal ball — he plays the saxophone and sees the future in every note. Let the liquor flow, and watch new shit come to light. #TheBroProphet #DonkeyKongWasAnInsideJob #friyay #yolo

In a world full of shit-winds, the BroProphet finds his groove — sip that liquor, let it flow, and remember: the Dude abides, man. Sometimes you just gotta dance with chaos like you're high in the Custerdome. #TheDudeAbides #PartyingOnTheMothership #thursdaythoughts #memes