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Writer/Producer. Dropout PocketFM 90 Day Fiance JFL UCB a bunch of film festivals, what else do you want from me on this dead platform

Los Angeles
Joined March 2009
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Not enough people are dogs
I've started streaming on Twitch again, so if you're on Twitch, you can follow at twitch.tv/brittacus and it's FREE and it makes me HAPPY and my dopamine levels go UP and have I mentioned it's free? Also this is the first time X has let me log in for over a year, hello?
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I stopped using Twitter because my estranged mom kept replying to my tweets, but now, I can proudly say that I've stopped using Twitter because Elon Musk personally came to my home and licked all the frosting off the poptarts. And then left. Just...left.
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Name someone who hasn't been on Dirty Laundry who you WANT to see on Dirty Laundry... 👇👇👇
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Dropout's new password-sharing rule: you should share your password with a friend who can't afford Dropout, because it would be nice of you 🤗
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🍸Get your drinks ready, a new season of Dirty Laundry is arriving on @dropout starting December 6th 🧦Featuring host @LilyD, bartender @GrantOB, and a lot of secrets... 🤫#DirtyLaundry
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I wrote about @dropout, a comedy streaming service from @samreich and the minds at @CollegeHumor. Dropout is awesome, and its success and devoted fanbase is also a challenge to the notion that paid streaming is exclusively the domain of huge corporate entities like Netflix:
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Football is a live-action tactical RPG and nobody can convince me otherwise
More guests, more corrections, same 2 words - it's a new season of Um, Actually, kicking off July 15th on @dropout! ☝️#UmActually
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Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals bit.ly/3HOaZqU
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This tweet is dedicated to YOU. You know who you are. Message me :)
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Maybe my soulmate is the Algorithm
I aspire to be a grandma whose laugh is indistinguishable from wheezing
My Elden Ring name is Brittany the Lazy Wine Slug
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Gradually getting better at cooking but not getting any better at taking good pictures of my food to brag about getting better at cooking, so what's even the point
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You heard it here first: Tuesday 2/22/22. Also you didn’t hear it here first.
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Dear Everyone: Hi. (That's all.)
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Standing on county lines so I’ve got toes in different area codes
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Does existing count as a preexisting condition
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I haven't posted one of these before but I feel like getting it on #2 is a win, whereas getting it on #1 is a fluke / you're in a time loop / you're in a time loop / you're in a time loop / you're in a t- Wordle 220 2/6 ⬛🟨🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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I needed to quit my addiction to nicotine gum, so I started smoking
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