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Tweet us with your enquiries or issues. We're here from 08:00 to 18:00 Mon to Fri Less at the weekends Parody

Croydon, London
Joined August 2021
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‘So it turns 90 degrees here and plunges downwards’ Remind you of anything?
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Of course our glorious leader deserves £8.2 Million pounds a year. His Bentley won't run on fresh air. #BritishGas
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Four and a half million quid we stole from our customers to pay Our CEO. Well his yacht did need replacement and his swimming pool won't heat itself will it.
'My pay is £4.5 million... it's just impossible to justify' Chris O'Shea, Chief Executive of British Gas owner Centrica, is questioned on #BBCBreakfast about the profits made by the company bbc.co.uk/news/topics/c302m8…
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NotBritishGasCustomerServices retweeted
#BritishGas bragged in the media after using #fireandrehire, on staff that they were recruiting ex military Turns out they didn’t complete the training & are been asked to pay 6k back in training fees #ToryCorruption @DailyMirror @Independent independent.co.uk/news/uk/ce…
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Leave? You can't leave @susanpawscom , it's a bit like the hotel fucking California love, as in , you can check out any time you like.... Cheers Terry
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@BritishGasHelp .. how much notice do you require if I am leaving ? Thanks.
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That's because you can't leave us @daz_black , you're ours now, we own you. Hope that clears things up? Cheers Terry
I hate @BritishGas you are useless. If anyone has ever tried to call them and get something done you know how unbelievable they are. I’m literally being told I can’t leave them 😂😂
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News just in. @centricaplc Chief Executive Chris O'Shea has resigned. More updates to follow...
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Quite remarkable that British Gas couldn’t even acknowledge their unethical forced installation of pre-payment meters today. The regulator Ofgem promises to take action against energy suppliers in breach of their licence conditions. We on @CommonsBEIS expect that to happen.
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As far as I can see @BritishGasHelp hasn’t even been active for the past year. Fucking useless.
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@britishgas I can fully understand why someone has set up @BritishGasNot
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Thanks Mike! We are here to help and be as utterly useless as the real deal If you get a chance please do fill out our customer survey. You’ll find the link below 👇 …………………….
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@britishgas I can fully understand why someone has set up @BritishGasNot
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How Can This Be Right? An elderly man forced to raid his funeral fund to pay soaring energy bills is today’s @DailyMirror splash after British Gas announced a rocketing £3.3bn profit.
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Actually we are in the Bahamas, but we do plan on going to The Maldives in April Cheers Terry
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Thank you to everyone we fired and then forced to sign contracts on lessers terms….. It has certainly lined the pockets of many 💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷
BREAKING 🚨 | British Gas owner, Centrica, is expected to announce profits of £3.3bn in 2022. Increasing their profits by almost 350% from £948m in 2021.
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Horrible is the man ( Chris O'Shea) who fired all the staff and shipped the call centres out to Johannesburg, meaning you can't get through.
horrible is trying to contact British gas customer service. #noelectricity #electricitykey @BritishGasNot
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Probably Chris O'Shea, our beloved CEO. Think of the money he can save by doing this.
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The utter failure that is @ofgem
1/4 We are aware of the extremely serious allegations from @TheTimes which we will investigate urgently with @BritishGas and won’t hesitate to take firm enforcement action if required. 🧵
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You get paid millions upon millions of pounds a year, yet you can't afford a razor blade Chris? #Britishgas
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Responding to the Times story, Chief Executive of @centricaplc which owns @BritishGas tells @IanKingSky he’s: “Disappointed, livid, gutted. There’s no excuse, it’s quite distressing actually.” He says Arvato Financial Solutions has been suspended as a contractor.
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My cousin worked for British Gas some 30 years ago. He led a team that emptied the 50p coin meters. British Gas gave them interviews for their old jobs. Everyone >40 (highest earners?) himself included ‘failed’ the interview and were fired - but NOT rehired.
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