i love naps, but i stay woke. My pronouns are ‘this nigga’ and ‘that nigga’
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever watched someone’s face light up just because they saw you?
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Can we PLEASE normalize just hanging out at each other’s houses again? Why does every friendship meetup need to be a whole production, a restaurant reservation, and a $150 bill? I just want to sit on your couch, drink something, and talk for hours.
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
I used to really think that and I have to stop myself from trying to call and explain still.
I still have the urge, but at least I stop myself now.
the neurodivergent urge to believe that absolutely any misunderstanding can be resolved by explaining yourself again, but more clearly this time. and if they still don’t understand, you just need to explain it differently. and if that doesn’t work, explain it in more detail. and if THAT doesn’t work, write a 12-paragraph essay because surely the right combination of words will finally make them understand. 😭
LISTEN.
I was like hmm one is even and one is odd, they're not even multiples, dont have common factors, I guess they have somewhat of a similar shape? they're both prime????
she was like : "they're both numbers. 😑"
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Oversleeping has always been my quietest cry for help. The moment I start sleeping through entire days, just know something inside me is carrying more than it can explain out loud.
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If life hasn’t beaten some humility into you by that age, then you’re probably destined to never really open up and flower as a proper person.
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A pet can be the reason someone keeps a routine during depression. The reason they go outside during grief. The reason they reach for tenderness when they have forgotten how. Sometimes caring for another living being helps us slowly return to ourselves.
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I remember back in the day when dudes used to tell girls “come spend the day with me” and if the girl said she couldn’t she had to go to work, the dude would be like “how much would u make today?” And pay u to take off 😂😂😂😂😩 that’s how old i am 😂😂😂😂
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I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
