Sacramento Kings Fan

Joined May 2026
Mipan retweeted
Todos los que perdieron el 50/50 ahora mismo
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Wemby MVP convos all offseason just to come out looking like Walker Kessler 😭
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First night of the NBA season looked great 😭🔥
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🏀 We simulated tonight's OKC @ Spurs 5,000 times Every possession is built from real 2025-26 play-by-play: where each player shoots from, how often he makes it, who he passes to, and who's guarding him. Here's the most typical game ⏬
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Mipan retweeted
i’m the same skin color as victor wembanyama
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Mipan retweeted
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Mipan retweeted
“Victor we need a field goal now! Okc is getting a big lead!” Wemby:
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Mipan retweeted
guess the nba team: PG - useless, can’t do anything, can’t playmake, can’t shoot, bum, no ankles, midrange spammer SG - can’t shoot, no three ball, inconsistent, idfk SF - turnover machine, can’t shoot, can’t playmaker, no three ball, can’t shoot, ft merchant PF - not a fucking power forward, not a fucking power forward, not a fucking power forward C - cte, free throw merchant, lob merchant, no three ball, no mid range, terrible shot selection, always out of position, no hustle on the boards coach - can’t coach, industry plant, sean sweeney merchant, dumbass, no plan, clueless, no adjustments, terrible rotations, doesn’t know what a fucking power forward is
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Mipan retweeted
Jayson Tatum today: 6-23 FG 0-7 3P
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THUNDER FC RULES: Shai prop MANDATORY Chet criticism IS ACCEPTED Jdub will be GIVEN GRACE Rockets, Mavs, Spurs, Lakers, Nuggets, Wolves, Blazers MUST BE HATEWATCHED Castle hate is REWARDED WITH MONEY
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If Tatum outscores JB on opening night, I’ll deactivate this account. That’s how confident I am that he’s not better
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Mipan retweeted
hand paul george a water nigga @jaytatum0
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Guess the NBA team: PG- TRAFFIC CONE SG- DUNK MERCHANT SF- SHOT CHUCKER PF- STAT PADDER C- FOUL BAITER
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Mipan retweeted
guess the nba team: PG - no athleticism, shot chucker SG - no athleticism, garbage, ass, useless, bum SF - no athleticism, ass PF - no hamstrings, no calves, no knees, no hips C - fat, chubby, porky, obese, overweight, traffic cone with anger issues
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Mipan retweeted
i knew it soon as i seen pg
Guess the NBA team: PG- CUCK SG - ASS SF - 30YO ROOKIE PF - H*TLER C - AIDS
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Paul George says he wants to finish his career with the Boston Celtics, per @GwashburnGlobe “This locker room, the culture here, the front office, the city, the organization, the tradition, all of that is something that I’ve never been a part of… Hopefully, I can remain healthy. I think I became a journeyman along the way [of my career]. At this point, I would love to be able to call Boston home.”
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Mipan retweeted
Notaron a quien se parece el padre?
Yamada tenía el perfil de ser una hija muy amorosa, sí
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Dave Robinson after that 18th spin move in 1995:
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