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When I was around 5 (I think), I tried to learn how to ride a bicycle, like most kids at that age.
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They don’t vote Republican to improve their life. They vote Republican to destroy the lives of the people they hate.
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We shouldn't be mean to people who aren't academically smart but we absolutely have a right + responsibility to shame the intellectually incurious. The world is literally on fire because of anti-intellectualism
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Does anyone else have trouble remembering Maine’s abbreviation or is it just me?
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Famously no debate about who was allowed to use which restroom in 1965. Or water fountain. Or lunch counter.
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"My great grandmother lived to 98 without vaccines."
Lovely.
Her six siblings who died before the age of five were unavailable for comment.
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John Carpenter sounds like what I would call Jesus if I couldn’t remember his name
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let him enjoy it because he got bout five years before it’s time to start waking up at 8am for the rest of his life
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it's always "IF elon created something useful" and never "Elon ACTUALLY created something useful"
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hotels not having microwaves in the room is so odd, because why would you give me a fridge to store food, but not a means to heat it up??
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funny you had to make up a scenario where elon contributed something to society
