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Outside of the idiocy and venal nature of his decision, let's admire how this picture of Bezos makes him look like an uneven 2-earringed Mr. Clean
Jeff Bezos, the billionaire owner of The Washington Post, said on Monday in his first comments that the decision to end presidential endorsements at the paper had been done to improve the newsroom’s credibility, not to protect his own personal interests. nyti.ms/4fiSVEP
Ross retweeted
Former President Trump had 44 cabinet secretaries. 40 of them don’t support his 2024 campaign.
Neither does his Vice President nor any of his former chiefs of staff.
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NEW: Trump isn’t running a political campaign; he’s mounting a disinformation operation. These are different things. That’s the key to understanding this race & this moment in US political history. I explain all in my latest piece. Please read & share.
motherjones.com/politics/202…
Ross retweeted
Donald Trump put more thought and planning into overthrowing our government than he did to combat Covid.
From this screen grab, any guesses at what the next line is?
Get ready
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Ross retweeted
First, he got Roe overturned.
Then, he got abortion banned in 20 states.
Now he’s voting for an abortion ban in the state where he lives.
If elected, he’ll sign a nationwide abortion ban if it crosses his desk.
"Because of you there may be an Entourage movie!"
IYKYK
Breaking News: Donald Trump plans to name his former rival, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and Tulsi Gabbard, a onetime Democrat, as honorary co-chairs of his presidential transition team that will help him select policies and personnel. nyti.ms/3X0jJSF
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Ross retweeted
'Hopefulness is not a neutral position. It is adversarial. It is the warrior emotion that can lay waste to cynicism. Each redemptive or loving act, as small as you like – such as reading to your little boy... keeps the Devil down in the hole.'
Nick Cave.
When I hear "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH" today I have to wait to see if they're talking about the global tech outage or the Democrats
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Quick, hire the editor of UK Today to replace him!
Terence Samuel, the editor in chief of USA Today, is leaving the role after a year, the newsroom was told on Monday.
nyti.ms/3RRSwjz
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Real life version.
A professional rock climber who repeatedly sexually assaulted a woman during a weekend trip to Yosemite National Park in 2016 was sentenced on Tuesday to life in prison, prosecutors said. nyti.ms/45jaqkI
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This really is a who's who of who sucks
Here are the celebrities, executives and allies that were on Donald Trump’s “close contacts” list, which emerged at his trial.
nyti.ms/3ydCJnY
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"Things to Do in Denver When You're Gay"
If you’re gay and in Denver on May 1 come to a screening of my new show UNCONVENTIONAL at @SeriesFest!
Heck, even if you aren’t gay I’d love to see you there. Doing a super cute panel after, so come say hi!
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