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I started doing stand-up because I didn't want to feel lonely anymore. I stopped because I didn't feel lonely any less.

Brisbane, Queensland
Joined February 2010
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I highly doubt that all of these women who pose online dressed as clowns for attention are in fact École Philippe Gaulier alumni. They are making a mockery of the noble art of buffoonery. Simply farcical.
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I love how strong my teeth feel when I eat cheese
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I've had this earworm stuck in my brain for over a year and all I could remember was Carrie Brownstein being name-checked in the lyrics. Finally found the song and it's Carrie (I Want A Girl) by @MoaningLisaBand
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I just checked my Twitter history and I posted about this song on May 12, 2021
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I'm glad I have this private journal that nobody reads.
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Just sent my second email for the day and now I need a nap before dinner.
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They're not laughing because you're a comedian, they're laughing because you're a joke.
"Chuck! Chuck, it's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, fuck you, I found it! Fuck you!"
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Writing an Aussie neo-noir mystery thriller called "The Usual Suss Cunts"
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[guy watching the sixth sense for the first time] What the fuck?! What the fuuuuuck?!!! What's going on?! A divorce?! Seriously? You're interrupting the movie to tell me this now?!! What the fuck, they're MY kids Suzanne!
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Did I just hear the song formally known by @Regurgitators in an ad for the Commonwealth Bank?
Turquoise & Teal: Crimefighting Showgirls
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It's great that you don't care what other people think. Because they think you're a fucking idiot.
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Just caught the repeat of #insiders where @AdamBandt was raked over the coals for the government's many failures. I'd be surprised if he's PM at the next election after a grilling like that one.
Linda Reynolds set to replace Magda Szubanski as Weakest Link host. #auspol2021
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Heard a song today which I'm certain has "Carrie Brownstein" in the lyric, but fuck if I can find anything about it online based on that fact alone.
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If anyone I wasted my time on describes me as a "crazy ex" I did my job. Someone had to make sure that motherfucker never pulled that bullshit again.
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My friend wished me a happy birthday on Facebook as an April Fool's prank, and I've now had more friends wish me happy birthday than on my actual birthday. I'm thinking about changing the date.
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