Brian St. Relko

Back on Facebook for one second to post this thing I absolutely had to make: youtube.com/watch?v=CqyKuS5d…. Enjoy responsibly.

Friends don't let friends videoconference over Wi-Fi. #VTC #Zoom #Skype #videocall #Webex #HangoutsMeet

#HappyEarthDay! Once we master space travel, this holiday will actually mean something.

Sounds good to me! @blinkhealth #FreeHugs #FreeDrugs

When is society going to start the dialogue on Chocoholism? IT'S A DISEASE!! #DoSomething, Big Chocolate! @Hersheys @Nestle @LoveGhirardelli @GODIVA

Free PINTS of frozen greek yogurt outside of Grand Central right now!! What are you REALLY doing with your lives? #freestuff #NYC #Valentines #doesmyhandlookfat

#Coffee #CoffeeLover #TuesdayThoughts #dunkindonuts breakfastjournal.com/article…

Presenting the future of television! #sitcom #SingleMenWhoCook #dadjoke youtube.com/watch?v=7eJE6Usx…

Important journalism. breakfastjournal.com/article…

But what about *Monsieur* Tussaud? Doubtful that his death was a 'waxident'. #conspiracytheory

Brownies + Gargling with Listerine = Chocolate Mint Chip. Take this to the grave. #LifeHack #yourewelcome #teachamantofish #frugalliving

Collector's Edition. ...? Painfully reinforcing the stereotype that only serious nerds have allergies. #allergies #xyzal #nerdalert

When are we getting a gritty Magic School Bus reboot, though?

The NYU student on College Jeopardy is in the red - better get used to that. #jeopardy #NYU

Thank you, ContactLensKing.com, for the heartwarming birthday email yesterday. It's OK that there wasn't a coupon or anything.

If my math is correct, #Oceans8 will cost roughly 73¢ on the dollar to produce, compared to #Oceans11. Come on, Hollywood... #WageGap

D`Agostino (38th & 3rd) is giving away free root beer floats 12-4pm today. #ThoughtYouOughtToKnow #TrollInTheDungeon

Chill out, new version of Flash Player. This is a safe space.