Runner, Tiger-Cats fan, dooer and watcher of things and stuff

Nova Scotia, Canada
Joined April 2013
Female fronted metal/hardcore bands are so funny because they have a stunning singer with either trucker looking metal dudes or nerds as the band
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Them: so how did race weekend go? Me: had a great weekend and got a PR in the Marathon and 50k Them: oh cool so you ran 2 races? Me: 🤦‍♂️😆
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Me during the Andrew Garfield movie The Uprising:
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This is a level of hate I endorse 😆
to the gay couple i definitely was giving a dirty at on the train platform, it was because i noticed your oilers jerseys before i saw you were holding hands. sincerely, a queer habs fan.
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Working on downspout details and all we have is a 4" version so I had to email a few people and let them know 6" was the absolute minimum to make the water flow. A thick 6" (metal gauge) is what you're looking for here *snickers* 😏
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Roughriders may want to consider playing defence or I'll have to...I dunno...get off my ass and do something else I guess
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Ben Major announcing penalties en français on Thanksgiving. You love to see it
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Had myself a day Marathon PR (unofficial) followed by a 23min 50k PR
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Please do not leave your toddler anywhere near me. I don't know what to do and they're scary. If your kid plays LEGO or PS5/Switch, all good. Four legged or winged kids will be accepted at any age
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It's not a 50k. It's 2-25k's and 25k is less than a long run
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My American friends do not understand this but KICK THAT SUCKER OUT OF THE DAMN ENDZONE!
This half deserved to end with a blocked field goal for a single 🥱 #CFL #GoElks #Ticats
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If the Netflix show BELOW is about Baymen in Newfoundland, why do they speak intelligible English with barely any accent? I have also yet to hear anyone greet someone with "how's she goin'" or "where ya to"
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Race volunteer: do you know your bib #? Me (after missing the bib # email): no sorry Vol: *asks name and checks list* you're number 50003 Guys...I was number 3 ffs 🤦‍♂️
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Absolute CLASSIC! Releasing Underdogs and Beautiful Midnight 2 yrs apart was quite a run for MGB. This one is outstanding from start to finish
On This Day Underdogs is the 2nd album by #MatthewGoodBand, released in 1997. In a 2000 poll, Underdogs was voted the 18th Greatest Canadian album of all time. It was nominated for "Best Rock Album" at the 1999 Juno Awards, and achieved Double Platinum status. Comment 👇! K.
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Thanksgiving in Canada is just like America except no one tramples people to save money at a big box store the next day. We just go to work because it's Tuesday
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Discourse about moms speaking to young women about how they dress is none of my business. I can however tell you that my mom taught me to respect women and put the fear of God into me in case I didn't.
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Get you a woman who helps you destroy your enemies. This lady is a real one 🫡
Stoffel, a honey badger, was so determined to fight the lions next door that he kept escaping. When his keepers gave him a female partner to distract him, he used her to climb out again.
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Guy at Maple Cedar in New Glasgow overcooked my garlic fingers, made me a new one, and gave me both. What an absolute beautician! (🇨🇦 slang for a wonderful and upstanding person. A mensch if you will)
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Bit of a gong show to start the week
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