Actor. Former Blue Check. Married to @howejacq Pup Daddy to #BentleyandTheoHowe see also @bigdanfrater
Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2014
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In case you're wondering: This is a side project I and a bunch of very talented people have been working on for years. I'm very proud of it. I never expected "Award-winning Comedy Album Producer" to ever be a credit on my resume, but there it is.
Hey fellow adventure-lovers! Boy, have we all got something to be thankful for! Vol 1 has been remastered! We’re not sure what that means but it sure sounds amazing! And then there’s all the ADVENTURES!! Go to bigdanfrater.com for preview tracks, etc!
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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
PETITION TO THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES OF THE SAG-AFTRA HEALTH PLAN - Sign the Petition! c.org/km67wJ7mpJ via @Change
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Dear @realDonaldTrump
You hate @ZelenskyyUa because he represents everything you will never be.
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Password must contain a symbol, a number, an emotional arc, a centralized theme, a big set piece, a male lead "struggling w/inner demons" & a strong female character.
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Look at the shabby state and increasingly authoritarian trajectory of the country and ask yourself if we can endure 2 more years of a lawless Trump administration wreaking havoc with no check from Congress, then vote accordingly. This is not the time for a protest vote or purity politics.
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Musk spends $366 million dollars to keep Republicans in control of Congress. Tell him in the booth that your vote isn’t for sale.
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Not only are they planning election interference, they are conducting it as we speak. That’s why we built something to combat it.
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Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Steve Bannon issues warning to voters if they vote for Democrats in the midterms:
“I think you’ll see Bobby Kennedy impeached, I’ll think you see Pete Hegseth impeached. I think you’ll see subpoenas flying every day. They will look to destroy President Trump, and we’ll be bogged down for two years.”
Watch Other Mommy’s popularity steeply drop as people learn that it’s really not good.
SUNDAY UPDATE: 'The Social Recking' from Sony opened considerably below forecasts with a $5.5 million launch as audiences shrugged at Aaron Sorkin’s Facebook takedown pic. Universal horror 'Other Mommy' starring Jessica Chastain easily held its no. 1 spot at the box office through the weekend with a strong $27.5 million debut despite dismal reviews.
Read more here: deadline.com/2026/10/box-off…
This this this
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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oh my god
Trump does an incoherent ramble as a confused audience listens in complete silence:
"And you know what they're doing? They go straight down, you know, you can make those drill bits talk. You can make 'em sing, you can make them go, they go down. New York's over here, Pennsylvania-- they go down and they take a sharp left. And they suck our oil out. Can you believe it? Lines of different states, and you'll see one has Cadillacs, because they like Cadillacs better than they like Mercedes, but one has an Escalade, and one has a 50 year old Chevy. And you're talking about 3 ft. It's a line that goes right up. One has some beautiful drilling plants, and one has no drilling plants, it's got no money, it's got poverty."
