I do a lot of cool stuff

DTW + MSP
Joined June 2009
My mother in law set the example of what a mother in law should be and is. From day 1 she’s accepted me and taken me in as her own—she is the boy mom I will always aspire to.
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Me hopping out green goblin (our Toyota Camry) because I don’t wanna pay a car note 😭
i don't think y'all understand the joy of not having a car note.. if the ladies wanted to ride around in a 09 malibu and hop out with a birkin on their arm and YSL on their feet who in the hell are you to say a mf thing lol
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I’ve always hated Grace Hopper’s conference BUT it being cancelled due to low sponsorship commitments says A LOT about where we are as far as diversity in technology, even on a gender level.
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This is true—but the cost of not trying to achieve some of these things is much greater.
No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.
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Very valid 😭
I lost my wallet last night for like 10min. I’m panicking cuz we’re in Atlanta. A nigha be done financed a hellcat in your name and bought a house with your ID in 90 seconds 😭… I was so relieved when I found it
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My favorite part of taking time off work has been dilly dallying ALL DAY. I wake up and just do whatever I want. I haven’t denied myself a thing. I also don’t stress about my sleep schedule because it doesn’t matter, I have nowhere to be 😂 this all ends in a week 🥹
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Replying to @BriLimitless
You deserve the world and the time. I’m happy you’re finding it
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I use to write so much—I lost all my hobbies in the past few years. I’m planning on writing about why I decided to take a month off work, how necessary it was/ how much better I feel. I’ve never in my career been off for a month. I’ve lost a parent, got married—never took time.
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And with data centers being the center of attention—I’ve been working nights and weekends, traveling a lot, managing much larger scale programs while never being able to really disconnect. I was beyond burnt out.
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Learning to play tennis has been the most comical and fun part of my week. I think I’m ready for the US open 😂
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I love to do my work quickly and efficiently so that I can return to my true calling: Dillydallying.
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i let people get comfortable with the version of events that helps them sleep at night. i don’t need to disturb somebody’s peace with a truth they’re gonna spend the rest of their life trying to outrun.
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Harmless hill I'll die on: Birthdays matter. Maybe you don't need a parade every year, but I'm never going to act like surviving another year of your life isn't worth acknowledging.
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Cardi B's Best song but you are not allowed to say Bodak Yellow, Check Please or Be Careful. 👀
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I had my first tennis lesson yesterday and I woke up today feeling like I’ve been in a car accident 😵‍💫
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I only reveal details to level in which you’ve shown me you can comprehend. Some may call me a liar, but people really don’t know what to do with information they can’t relate to.
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Guests' bags spotted at Hermès SS27 Show!! 📷 wwd
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NEED immediately
Prepared to be sick of these Givenchy SS27 boots #pfw
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I have such a deep love for anybody who shows up for me. People don’t have to take time out of their day or life to celebrate you, support you or be there for you… so when they chose to do so, it means a lot.
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We never left my guy 🤝🏾
Wake up people, Google’s back 🔥
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