Sleep tight all - there's an early morning lecture on the Irish Potato Famine tomorrow in Experi - nothing to do with your course but still!
Tonight's theme at Flirt 'what I want to be after graduation!' - the smell of desperation is thick over West Bretton already!
Can we please pick up all the empty bottles around the campus 'paddling pools' this is a university - not V Festival!
Whoever took all the condoms from the Student Bungalow please return them - you're most likely an ugly munter with no need for them all.
Arts Management students walked out today as lecturers had forgotten to teach their lectures -like the rest of us had forgotten they existed
That's the last straw! Just found celery in the fruit Salad - 'MARY!!!!!!' #celery
At Flirt tonight the Dance Society will be performing to a hit by Christina Aguilera! They've been rehearsing their slut drops for weeks!
The people dressed in their PJs in the Refectory this morning are not In a performance...
... But they are attention seekers. #lookaway
Tonight's rehearsal for the Variety Society's production of 'A Death of a Salesman' has been moved to Room 12 Grasshopper....
With Anthony & Fred running the campus to the first year petrified to come out. live & let live!! #equalmarriage
Today PDP students are doing a showcase of their over ambitious designs that will never be built... Please go and humour them from 12pm.
Jelly Wrestling in K2 was a huge success last night. Four people in A&E one with a suspected broken jaw. #rockyhorrornight

