Humor/Satire. Lost over a decade to a TBI. Currently seeking fame and fortune here on X... and failing spectacularly!

Joined November 2009
Disney has announced that Cynthia Erivo will be playing Rapunzel in their live action remake of Tangled.
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Kimmel gets $15M a year, plus a 200-person staff, to preach to an audience of 2 million. A viral post from a mid-size account here on X reaches more people. And nobody here is getting paid $15 million for it. X demands original content. They just don’t want to pay for it.
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So… one ring and I rule them all?
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Revenge? It's a dish best served IN YOUR FACE, Kiffin!!!
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And all GLORY be to God!!!
Hotty Fuckin' Toddy!!!
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What does a $54 million buyout for the old coach, a $91 million contract for the new coach, and a $50 million roster get you? An a-s whipping in Oxford, Mississippi! #HottyToddy
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LSU already hunting Lane Kiffin's midseason replacement!
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Hotty Fuckin' Toddy!!!
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Have a great weekend, folks! We're off to Mars.
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Ever wonder WHY their polls ALWAYS skew SO HARD to the Left? Probably the same reason our voting machines do.
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The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he survives the AIpocalypse. I sure do.
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Brer Faux retweeted
If a black college girl was dragged from her porch and beaten by a white mob, EVERY SINGLE MSM OUTLET would cover it. When the reverse happens? Total silence.
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My wife complains that I'm too skinny. And I need to stay out of her jewelry. And she's not my wife. And she's calling the cops. But… if it's her or the junk?
My wife told me I was too skinny, I lost 40 pounds after I stopped drinking. You just can't win fellas. 😖
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Arguing politics with a Libertarian is like arguing religion with an Agnostic. They're always right. And you're just sadly misled.
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𝕏 used to be SO MUCH FUN!!! Then the Leftards Elon left in charge decided to wreck it, out of spite 😤 Posting videos of them acting like lunatics on TikTok? BANNED FOREVER!!! A kinder, gentler 𝕏. AND NO CURSING!!! Don’t ye make Granny 𝕏 get her switch out after ye!
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So rich and creamy! Taste the certification in every bite of Talamook.
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Don't worry, guys. I finally got Sydney calmed down. But it was touch and go, then more touch and go there for quite a while.
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Brer Faux retweeted
Replying to @C_3C_3
Two Muslims walk into a bar…  Now it's a mosque.
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Nike. Just do it.
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Google has just reinvented the wheel! And you bigots still question the GENIUS of H-1B?
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