"If it's kept in the pet trade there's going to be someone fucking up it's care" @MikeTytula 2020

New frens

Which style do you prefer? @MikeTytula on the Left, mine on the right!

Hi Twitter long time no see. Here's Polaris eating himself for no reason 🤷‍♀️

Emotions = gone

Someone help me get the attention of @danieltosh for this blatant art and name theft.

This is a direct attack on @MikeTytula

Not in fucking Canada it dont

Fucking me

If this isn't you right now then I'm sorry for your lack of soul. The world has truly gone to shit 🥲

Super Arctic Pied Hognose Unfortunately despite being alive this baby was extremely deformed and was culled shortly after this photo.

AHHHHHHH

My spicy female Western Shovelnose Snake (Sonora occipitalis) having a go at me.

Chilomeniscus stramineus (Banded Sandsnake) doing what it does best!

Dragon Snakes (Xenodermus javanicus) are absolutely fascinating but an extreme challenge to keep in captivity. Even the most advanced hobbyists struggle with their specialized diet and environment. I had the pleasure of babysitting these two for a week and that was enough for me

Receiving an animal should not be more important than its well being. Period. Demanding to ship in unsafe temperatures AND into weekend delay is a red flag

Elysium ❤️

Shoutout to @hawaiianboyvibe and @tea_francis for guessing the species! This guy is a beautiful Melanistic Variable Kingsnake (Lampropeltis leonis)