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Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.
Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.
Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.
Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.
Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.
The sadness you feel with your @JackBox sauced and loaded fries are hardly sauced and not at all loaded.
Peak depression is crying in bed while watching reruns of My Super Sweet 16 and scarfing down Taco Bell…right?
I just want to point out that I’ve talked to my mother twice today and she hasn’t wished me a happy birthday.
Look I’m just saying that I think my mental health as an adult would be much better, and the world would be much more peaceful if @UrbanDecay never discontinued Lip Gunk.
Lorde: Cause all of the music you loved at sixteen, you'll grow out of.
Elder Emos: hold our PBRs.
(See you soon you beautiful festival.)
I’m a Las Vegas local and I can’t wait to listen to this one!
Lemmon Valley, Nevada! A young lady rides her horse, off into the sunset, no one knows where she could be. No one, except either her stepfather, or two hillbillies, living in a shack, with drawings of dead girls & women made out of electrical tape!
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Lorde: Don’t you think the early 2000s feel so far away?
Me: Actually I feel like the 90s were just yesterday.
When people you follow in other cities and other countries talk about autumn weather and fall fashion and your city has excessive heat warnings…
When my favorite musicians get depressed they create their best albums.
When I get depressed I make a plate of nachos with 4 different kinds of cheese.
Me to my trainer: I’m sorry I couldn’t make it to the gym this morning. My weighted blanket was too heavy to lift off of me so I was forced to stay in bed and sleep more.
My trainer: …
Me: I mean this is basically your fault since you’re supposed to be making me stronger.
Hey @tacobell why is it that every time I order EXTRA jalapeño sauce in my quesadilla I get NO jalapeño sauce in my quesadilla?
The Spice Girls taught us about girl power in preparation for times like these. #abortionrights













