@BreeEssrig

It’s a business doing pleasure with you 💋

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined March 2009
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  • Followers72.5K
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Asking the karaoke guy if I can do the “I am your mother” monologue from Hereditary
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肉魂菩薩@anrxcangel1997Oct 18
lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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winter bird@bluesart_Oct 14
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@eiraflame0Oct 12
どの体型の男性と結婚したい？
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Me mistaking politeness for affection and desire for friendship
Restoring Your Faith in Humanity
@HumanityChadJul 19
A bear mistakes the vet's attempt to measure its body for a hug 🥹
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will 🔮@wylbitesOct 14
was getting my cooter touched on and this guy goes ‘this feels like petting a stingray’ girl fuck you
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لا حولَ@IdgafwarvetOct 13
No sorry I can’t hang out I have to get really sad in my room later
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sıla@criterionhouseOct 13
remembering the day i downloaded letterboxd and marked every movie i’d ever watched as watched
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ameera@sexocismOct 12
i genuinely hate that this is my type of humor
𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘐@BALENClAGAZOct 12
When they discover a cure for blindness:
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'unbecoming' is such a good word. not only was that thing you did bad but it also made you less.
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m@msnetikOct 8
beauty and the beast furniture becoming human again
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soup🕷️@thrluvOct 10
no one warns you that a good thrift find will turn you into a dog returning to same bush every week to find a pizza crust like that one time three years ago & never since
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Q. Ali@NobleQAliOct 10
Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.
.@Az_capone1Oct 9
People that read books on the train are lowkey kinda performative 😭
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olive 🫧@quirkdupOct 8
you open this app and for .5 seconds you’re granted access to what might be the most fascinating sentence ever constructed in human history before the timeline refreshes and it’s lost forever
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autumn@meanvenusianOct 8
doing a perfect wilhelm scream when i cum
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he said he wanted to try #goatmilk so i put my titty in his mouth
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john spiral@aroundthefur988Oct 6
i love rubbing my tip against the clit🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤paid partnership with TURNING POINT USA
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fartcore@nythorinOct 3
The Pervert would like a chat with you.
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A@andres_pinotOct 2
el ibuprofeno viendo todo el dolor que llevo dentro
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well turn it off please
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Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 2
I love you. Have you heard of that? Google love
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megan@diarrheameganOct 2
You eat corn on the cob. I watch porn on the job.
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