Sometimes in @mcsweeneys @251tweets @PointsinCase @WeeklyHumorist. I also skate Flo from Progressive. Learn more https://xitter.cf/t.co/f4MBxNw689

Joined September 2015
it takes too much work to get good at shit
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everything i could tell you about my work history is better explained by the movie pumpkinhead
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it's not a party until i can sit down
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Hims for low-libido dogs
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my air conditioner shouldn't get to decide when it's cold enough
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I just want the rappers to get along :(
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Mug that says "#2 at work"
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Jackie Chan is younger than Kim Gordon.
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Absolutely love when there’s a break in the case
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Remembering R.L. Burnside, born on this day in 1926 in Lafayette County, Mississippi. Here he is playing "See My Jumper Hanging on the Line" at his home in Independence, Mississippi in 1978. Filmed by Alan Lomax and preserved by @LomaxArchive
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Get Up Offa That Thing! @mpershan and 251 are back! feat. @MelissaBalmain @HeyLittleTank @baby___kiss @julienlperez @AnthonyScibelli @BreddMiller @KristinaLibby and more... Dance 'til you feel better (and subscribe) here: theamericanbystander.substac…
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if the office ladies havent discussed it i dont know about it
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seems like those tmz guys really take advantage of the open office floor plan
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Bassist and composer Charles Mingus answering the age-old question on what jazz music is.
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nothing like when your buddy grows their hair out
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Get Up Offa That Thing! @mpershan and 251 are back! feat. @MelissaBalmain @HeyLittleTank @baby___kiss @julienlperez @AnthonyScibelli @BreddMiller @KristinaLibby and more... Dance 'til you feel better (and subscribe) here: theamericanbystander.substac…
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If someone was murdering me I’d probably wish I’d have smoked more cigarettes without worrying about it.
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