@BreadPudding315

Hi I’m Sami and I have no life. League Leader in Home Runs, Olympic Gold Medalist, and Finals MVP. East Coast Elitist. Really nice and super fun to be around.

 Boston, MA
Joined January 2022
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someone has what I want #NoFair
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I want to visit somewhere
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whatever it takes
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I’m not like other girls. I’m a figure skating fan.
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redux
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pitching this as a themed dinner party
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There should be an NC-17 film playing in theaters every weekend. Let's do Pasolini's Trilogy of Life next. Or The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover. Crash turns 30 this year!
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Did you guys know straight haired Samantha is back in action for a limited time? Get it while it’s hot!
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Washing my hair now. Say goodbye to her
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I look disgusting either way and people boo me when I walk down the street
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As a woman you have to choose between being skinny and looking good in clothes, or having a little extra fat and looking good naked
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bridget@pacinocrave8h
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Saw many good movies this weekend. Looking forward to seeing more good movies in the coming weeks. Da movies: they’re all I have left.
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When I don’t fire off an immature and mean subpost that I really want to make I think my favorite brands should send me something for free in the mail.
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I think every girl dreams of spending a beautiful fall morning disputing fraudulent charges on her bank card ❤️
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Gorbachev: we gotta save this union man Boris Yeltzin:
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I FUCKING LVOE VODKA J LVOE I LVOE VODKA I LOVE VODKA I LOVE VODKA
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Ken Russell’s The Diggers
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HISTORIC result for Colombian gymnastics as they make the men’s team final at the World Championships for the first time in their history! 🇨🇴
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Happy #IHopeYouMarryTheGirlFromYourHometownAndIllFuckingKillHerAndIllFuckingFreakOutSunday to all those who celebrate!
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It was cold as shit this morning so I’m not gonna be happy until April
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Museum@DailyClassicArtOct 17
Louie Zong - "That's Me"
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