gay lawyer, πŸ‡§πŸ‡·/πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅, he/him, πŸ³β€βš§ally

New York, New York
Joined July 2008
Rogelio Guilherme πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
1 week until early voting begins, and 17 days until Election Day. Nick LaLota has shown you who he isβ€” cutting 63,000 Long Islanders off of their healthcare, hosting 0 town halls through the district, and voting against ending the war in Iran with no end in sight. It’s time to welcome in leadership that shows up, listens to their constituents, and serves people, not special interests. It’s time for real service based leadership, remind your friends and family to vote as well. #midterms #voting #vote #longisland #suffolkcountyny
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How long before Doctor Robby has to resuscitate a patient who survived a botched execution
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if I saw this at 16 I would have joined
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Rogelio Guilherme πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Replying to @gwskays
They yelled β€œcut” I looked around the whole set was cryinggggg lol I knew I gagged them πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
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Imagine complete strangers discussing your 8th grade assessment exam failure for 40 minutes on a podcast sponsored by Shopify
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(to my worst enemy) I hope you experience immortality through the heat death of the universe
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Y’all I have a super important interview coming up, please make sure I look like I woke up and got dressed 18 seconds ago
Former Anthropic employee Jacob Coxon says the AI industry is "gambling with our lives." He tells Anderson what he finds "most scary is if AI is used to make itself more intelligent" and warns these companies are "compelled to race toward building a deadly technology."
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thrilled to announce our cutting-edge, next-generation AI platform designed to jump start our strategic paradigm shift
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Rogelio Guilherme πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
80. Lmfao.
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The date of publication always fries me
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U.S. history books in 2080: β€œChapter 14: Chanty Beluga”
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not him seeing this tweet 😭
Telling a coworker that β€œmoratoriums” and β€œmoratoria” are both acceptable
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sorry Natalie but β€œforgetting to sleep” is a physical impossibility
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Commenters all united with United
So. Im on a United flight. It has Starlink. I told my wife it had Starlink. She facetimed me so I could say goodnight to my son (he’s a toddler). It worked perfectly. Like crystal clear. Cabin crew IMMEDIATELY told me I couldnt be on the phone during the flight and asked me to hang up. I said β€œIt’s via Starlink?” - they said no sorry. I hung up, without question. Discuss?
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Telling a coworker that β€œmoratoriums” and β€œmoratoria” are both acceptable
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Is there a more effective euphemism out there than β€œpied a terre” is for second home?
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Euphoria was a television series I loathed at my core until the last 45 minutes of the finale
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Lady Gaga’s best album but y’all refuse to have that conversation
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Everyone eventually becomes a crank on at least one issue
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