𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) (@BrazenFirstLady) header
𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) (@BrazenFirstLady) profile picture

𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody)

@BrazenFirstLady

"Go find someone else to stroke your ego, I'm busy." Eternally protected by @_AgentHansen. Parody, not associated with Bellamy Young/Scandal.

 Admin is over 21, SS/MV.
Joined May 2021
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𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥? 𝗠𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘁 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁. ﹄ Scandal. Era Flexible, Canon/AU. OC & Crossovers encouraged. Mirrored replies.
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No.
Olivia Pope ⟹ parody. (@EternalFixer) profile pictureOlivia Pope ⟹ parody.@EternalFixer10 Nov 2025
Care to elaborate?
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No.
Olivia Pope ⟹ parody. (@EternalFixer) profile pictureOlivia Pope ⟹ parody.@EternalFixer10 Nov 2025
Are you feeling alright?
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That's my name, sugar. Don't wear it out.
Olivia Pope ⟹ parody. (@EternalFixer) profile pictureOlivia Pope ⟹ parody.@EternalFixer10 Nov 2025
I… Mellie!
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Did I say fist deep? Maybe that's wishful thinking for you.
Olivia Pope ⟹ parody. (@EternalFixer) profile pictureOlivia Pope ⟹ parody.@EternalFixer10 Nov 2025
The imagery of you literally sticking your whole fist into a mason jar will be forever burned into my memory. Thanks.
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*your, @LavenderSnapped.
ً (@aslovewept) profile pictureً@aslovewept10 Nov 2025
it all started with him———my father,
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𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) retweeted
Xena ╭──╯ ⸜parody (@Agent_Xena) profile picture
Xena ╭──╯ ⸜parody@Agent_Xena4 Nov 2025
——༺᭡. @BrazenFirstLady.
۟ (@godsfell) profile picture۟@godsfell29 Oct 2025
your hunger can be satisfied with me; as you are my god, and i shall be your loyal servant.
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...swoons.
Seven 〔❨parody❩〕 (@_AgentHansen) profile pictureSeven 〔❨parody❩〕@_AgentHansen4 Nov 2025
I already do First Lady. {@BrazenFirstLady.}
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[@_AgentHansen.]
𓉸ྀི ˘ 𝓎𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 ʾʿ ໒꒱ ۪۪ ྀ (@hitoguiuta) profile picture𓉸ྀི ˘ 𝓎𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 ʾʿ ໒꒱ ۪۪ ྀ@hitoguiuta21 Aug 2025
I WANT YOU TO WORSHIP ME.
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[@Agent_Xena.]
۟ (@godsfell) profile picture۟@godsfell3 Nov 2025
fuck my pride. fuck everything. i’m so desperately hungry for you.
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• @LavenderSnapped •
ً (@aslovewept) profile pictureً@aslovewept25 Jun 2024
you’re sorry? now? … why?
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Mmm. Say please again or I’m not going.
President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 (@LavenderSnapped) profile picturePresident Grant 〔❨parody❩〕@LavenderSnapped25 Jun 2024
Because, however unfortunate it may be. I need you to attend this lunch. Please.
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𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) retweeted
Seven 〔❨parody❩〕 (@_AgentHansen) profile picture
Seven 〔❨parody❩〕@_AgentHansen25 Jun 2024
𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧. ׂ╰┈➤ “𝙎𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣” ❱ Special Agent, CIA. Former Navy Seal. ❝𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬, 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴.❞
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Do you? Then why don’t you go do those things instead of bothering me?
President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 (@LavenderSnapped) profile picturePresident Grant 〔❨parody❩〕@LavenderSnapped25 Jun 2024
Oh please, Mellie. If I hated you, you would know about it. I have better things to do than waste my time hating you.
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Far too much to ask when you act like an ungrateful husband who hates his wife.
President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 (@LavenderSnapped) profile picturePresident Grant 〔❨parody❩〕@LavenderSnapped25 Jun 2024
Mmm, sure. You know we have guests coming today. Do you think you could manage, oh… I don’t know, a shower? Maybe have your hair done up in an appropriate fashion. Or is that too much to ask?
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The panties are from today, and they’re clean, thank you very much. The shirt is from yesterday.
President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 (@LavenderSnapped) profile picturePresident Grant 〔❨parody❩〕@LavenderSnapped25 Jun 2024
Maybe I wouldn’t be insufferable if you didn’t lay around the oval and our lounge stuffing fried chicken in your face, and wearing yesterday’s panties.
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I’d be a ray of sunshine if my wife wasn’t insufferable.
President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 (@LavenderSnapped) profile picturePresident Grant 〔❨parody❩〕@LavenderSnapped25 Jun 2024
Oh aren’t you just a ray of sunshine this morning.
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•@LavenderSnapped•
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𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) retweeted
President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 (@LavenderSnapped) profile picture
President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕@LavenderSnapped24 Jun 2024
𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐅𝐢𝐭𝐳𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭. ׂ╰┈➤ “𝙑𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙞/𝙁𝙞𝙩𝙯” ❱ President. ❝ 𝘉𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳…❞
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ً (@aslovewept) profile pictureً@aslovewept21 Dec 2023
you found me at the edge of a blade.
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