@BrayMatty

An optimistic sceptic and more often than not smiling. Paint and draw. Like jokes. All opinions mine.

Joined February 2012
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It's worse than that. Tottenham's first substitute of 2026 was actually Kolo Muani Vs Brentford.
Sean Walsh@SeanDZWalshOct 19
Nothing against him at all. But Ben Davies being Tottenham’s first substitute in 2026 is tragicomedy.
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The same people who moan about James Madison complain there's no characters left in the game.
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Alan Smith on co-commentary again. I think at this point his family just don't want him around the house.
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Luke Shaw should already be on a yellow for not wearing shinpads any.
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I bet every Spurs fan that still continually goes on about Pochettino sends their ex a text when they get drunk.
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Balloon door
EverythingNUFC@Nufc2EverythingSep 15
Can’t believe he’s swapped seats what a melon thought he was slick 😂 🛎️ 🔚 #NUFC
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Watched Hull city versus United earlier now watching Tottenham. Same pattern. Both want to dominate the ball but don't want/know how to win it back.
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What's a through ball of it's not a pas
WhoScored
@WhoScoredJul 29
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Adam Wharton's statistically calculated player characteristics: ✅ Strengths: 🟢 Through balls 🟢 Taking set-pieces 🟢 Key passes ❌ Weaknesses: 🔴 Passing
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This evenings beef wellington.
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Watch a lot of @AdamClery on YouTube, great, partisan, interesting tactical breakdowns. Just saw him being a football agent talking about how Spurs bought Tonali. Please don't become a YouTube wally for clicks.
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It was like a weird soccer aid, but with actual footballers pretending to be celebrities instead.
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I love the way he says it like James bond
Hotspur Lane
@HotspurLaneJul 9
I think they’re forgetting someone… “Yeah, Harry Kane” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Harry Kane is just basically Roy of the Rovers isn't he?
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Does anyone want to let Danny Murphy know that his cat probably got ran over by a royal mail van and his parents were just be nice....?
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Right lads, all ready for our night out? Yeah, sure...keys, wallet, phone........ rucksack?
Robbie Coombes
@RobbieCoo76Jun 28
One Dublin kid stood up to the lot of you absolute cretins, good on the boy, stood his ground 👊🏻
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Daniel Levy reckons we've had our pants pulled down. He'd probably have tried to bring Ryan Nelson back.
Squawka
@SquawkaJun 26
WHAT A PERFORMANCE. 😳🔥 Against Tunisia, Jan Paul van Hecke's registered 145 touches - the most of ANY player in a single game at the 2026 World Cup. He completed 130 of his 134 passes - the most of ANY player in a single game at the 2026 World Cup. And he made 39 passes into the final 1/3 - you guessed it, the most of ANY player in a single game at the 2026 World Cup. Oh, and he scored his first International goal. 🤪
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Well, it's better than sweet Caroline.
ITV Football
@itvfootballJun 17
What a moment! 😍 Jude Bellingham singing along to Wonderwall as the England fans serenade the team 🎵

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The hydration break is a banger for having a fag. Fuck momentum.
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Can someone just section this absolute cunt excuse of a human being.
LBC
@LBCMay 29
‘Don’t you see that as a denigration of your baby?!’ Porn star Bonnie Blue’s plans to turn her baby shower into a ‘golden shower’ leaves Shelagh Fogarty feeling uncomfortable.
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When you're 44, but there's a baby on the way..
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