Only the Coldest of takes from Braves country

Joined May 2019
Comparing Freddie to Chipper is funny to me. Like, you think Chipper would take a job in California or Toronto? Mfer isn’t even allowed in Canada
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Yo this Jalen Hurts story is INSANE. No sleep for a day and a half while being in the hospital until 4 AM and you still let him play one of the most violent, contact driven sports in the world? Yeah fire the entire staff
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Dave Roberts should have like at least 6 World Series rings at this point. The dodgers win in spite of him. He gets outmanaged but mediocre managers constantly
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The dodgers are playing 4D chess. They are throwing the NLCS on purpose to prove that the league doesn’t need a salary cap so they can keep all of their bullshit contracts
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Whenever the baby monitor is on nightvision mode, I very often get a small jump scare from this heathen
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Brewers have swung at 3 pitches against Yamamoto that inning. All of them by the same hitter, all of them with two strikes, and all of them were fouled off. So, basically, the exact opposite of the Braves. And look how it turned out for them
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Braves should go to all the members of the Brewers hitting department and just hand them a blank check. Yamamoto with over 60 pitches in less than 3 innings. Pretty crazy what you can do when you don’t swing at every single pitch
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Front lawn is now complete
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He’s 0-15 btw
.@45PedroMartinez disagrees with Angel Martinez not being in Cleveland's lineup for Game 5 👀
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Your average Acuña hater
Replying to @StatsSAC
You lost me instantly with the ridiculous nerd stats. Sorry Chief. You have fun with that though.
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Already making terrible decision
Braves Select Danny Young, Designate Luke Williams mlbtraderumors.com/2026/10/b…
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Braves Cold Takes retweeted
Replying to @mlbbowman
I miss Justin Toscano
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People saying that Acuña is worth 13-18 million is viably insane
He can stay but you can’t give him $20 million per. It should be $13-18 million
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Braves Cold Takes retweeted
Replying to @BravesColdTakes
I’d rather have Riley over Acuna.
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Ronald Acuña was terrible and still has a higher post season OPS this post season than the guy making $700 million* *subject to change
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Max Fried choking in the playoffs? I am so shocked…
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With obvious massive changes needed here is a power ranking of the guys you have to look to move: 1. Riley (Decent gap) 2. Strider 3. Profar 4. Murphy (Decent gap) 5. Yaz 6. Elder 7. Suarez That’s it. In no world do I consider moving Acuña unless it’s a massive haul
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Just to make it official: if you are reading this tweet, you and Austin Riley finished with the same amount of hits in the NLDS
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It also may be a hot take, but I’ve thought this for a while. I don’t want Dubon back as an everyday player. He’s going to want too much to be a reserve. Let him go. In a lineup with two huge free swingers, you can’t afford to have a third and that’s evident
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What’s crazy about the braves is that’s it’s a legit debate between about 3 guys as to who has the worst contract. I think it’s fairly obvious at this point, but points can be made for 3 different guys (and no, none of them are Acuña)
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Harris and albies tonight: 3-7 2 2B 1 BB 1 SB Everyone else: 0-23 4 BB 2 errors
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