@BravePoaster

Noted Sarbanes-Oxley respecter, less toxic in real life ░PROXY░STATEMENT░IN░BIO░

Denver, CO
Joined June 2009
Just some of them though, not the other ones.
didn't know i killed people during my visit to urgent care
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Might be moving to Florida. I hope I don’t get smoked by an alligator. Mercury is in Everglades or something I keep hearing.
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The General Staff has halted the offensive in Donbas Chief of the General Staff Valery Gerasimov has halted the offensive in Donbas because a significant portion of the fuel reserves prepared for the autumn campaign will be sent to Moscow. The Kremlin made this decision immediately after the strike on the Kapotnya oil refinery. These reserves had been accumulated for the second stage of the operation. Now there is unlikely to be enough fuel even to simply supply positions and carry out individual attacks. There is no longer enough fuel to move large formations forward. Gerasimov’s order means the end of the offensive campaign and a transition to the defensive. Local assaults will continue so that the General Staff can report advances and color in new areas on its maps. However, capturing Kramatorsk and Sloviansk is impossible with the current level of supplies. Hopes of reaching the borders of the DPR by the end of 2026 have finally disappeared, and now it will not be possible even in 2027. The situation is worst in the Kramatorsk-Sloviansk sector. Russian forces have lost the initiative east of Sviatohirsk and were pushed back toward Zherebets, causing the northern encirclement effort around the urban area to stall. Farther south, the army has become bogged down near Kostiantynivka and has still failed to reach the positions from which a full-scale offensive on Kramatorsk could begin.
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Like they gonna start tossing up Crip or what ?
germany has no idea where it’s going but there will be signs
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Me when I forget to take the Velo pouches out before a zoom call
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ChatGPT is the evil queen’s magic mirror in Snow White
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Is this how Toy Story 6 will start
OpenAI's Noam Brown says air-gapping the computers may not stop a misaligned AI, because two air-gapped machines can still talk by running a CPU hot and reading the temperature change "But I think the major takeaway from the incident is that people underestimated the AI. And we never want to be in a situation again where we underestimate the AI. It's a weird world, because AI progress is so fast that people are consistently underestimating the AI." "So to be in a situation where you don't underestimate it again, when it comes to safety and alignment, you have to have a very, very, very high bar." "You could even go as far as to say, "Well, we should air gap the computers." And I'm not convinced that that would be sufficient." "There are studies, and this is mostly academic, where you can have two computers next to each other that are air-gapped and they're still able to communicate with each other because they have temperature sensors." "One of them is able to run their CPU really hot, and then the other one can actually detect the temperature change, and then that actually gives them a mechanism to communicate." _________ Link and more key quotes from OpenAI's safety related conversations: firesidealpha.substack.com/p…
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Let’s throw some ideas in the wok and see what comes out crispy
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This trend was set 200 years ago when doctors thought you could cure cancer with leeches and root beer.
This is not acceptable. This is humiliating for the country. I don’t know what needs to be done, but we have to stop this. The senate is not hospice.
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>get up >look out window >eye front door with suspicion >sit down >press F5 on Twitter
If you log off, it's still 2016 outside.
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>wake up at 7 am > step out onto balcony > do yoga sunrise salutation > yell FUCK as loud as I can
Buncha slackers. It's a struggle to not have it be the literal first word out of my mouth every single day, LOL.
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More than a decade ago
Bernie Sanders has gone full retard
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Data. Everywhere.
I need a twitter break, if I think about AI for one more second I'm going to blow up a data center
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RUDE
Replying to @GovofCO @Waymo
Waymo looks like a toaster. Can’t wait till the Robovan’s hit Colorado.
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This is some Tammany Hall type shit
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: President Trump announces he will issue a $5,000 DOLLAR dividend to every adult US citizen if the Republican Party holds the Senate and House in 2026 WOW. Trump says it's similar to a company issuing "cash distributions to its shareholders" "Because our country is making so much money." "Only I can make this promise to you. Here is my promise. If the Republicans win the House of Representatives and the United States Senate, both of them, because of our economic, tremendous economic success, like in history we've never had anything like what's happening..." "I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000." That's HUGE.
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Maybe the aliens haven’t contacted us yet because the Pioneer probes we launched in the early 1970’s have unsolicited nudes on them and it gave the aliens the ick
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Naming my combloc Makarov Bob Marley because it’s always jamming
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#1 rule is to Have Fun 🤩 ✨ 🦄 🥰 It’s fun to have fun!
if you own a gun over a year without ND at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE them.
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Brave Little Poaster retweeted
Jury in modern America. Eight are women Four are men A third of them will decide whatever gets them out of there fastest. Three of them will never understand “reasonable doubt” no matter how many times you explain it to them. Two of them could barely read and fill out the forms the court provided them. They certainly don’t understand big concepts like presumption of innocence. Two already think you’re guilty because of your zodiac sign. Two of them have already decided you aren’t attractive and would vote guilty. Most of the men will hang you in the front lawn in a good early morning public hanging if it gets them back to work in time to clock in after lunch break. Absolutely none of them are following the judge’s instructions to ignore any potential outside news reporting and what they see on social media about the case. They’re all on social media and their smart phones. If it becomes a high profile case 90% of them will be trying to figure out which way to vote that fits the national consensus on social media and pop culture. The jury room be an HR conference..
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