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I just want someone who treats me the way I delusionally think I deserve to be treated. some.ly/torBcC via @someecards

I hate trick ass people. Just remember "friend" that what goes around comess around. And ohh bitches....I can't wait to watch you get yours!

How do you deal with a cheating spouse that is stupid enough to bring his mistress to the pool on your property?

The Arms of Orion, that's where I want to be. I'd give anything to have you love me that way again....

NO FB...I would not like to be friends with a professional mistress.

I can't stand mind fuckers. You know, people that get off on making others miserable with their piss ant games. GROW THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!!!

I've discovered the secret..now it's time to use it.

All right...enough with the nicey nice....time to even the score.

I am a Tweet virgin:) I am sooooo excited!!