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I trade the markets and write fiction
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The draft of my first novella is finished. It’s a fast-paced action fantasy about a man betrayed.
Low magic, grim dark, rogues and revenge.
It took 5 months, starting last November. Revision will take a few more months.
Follow me for updates!
One year, marketing agencies everywhere realized together the word “beefiest” wasn’t appetizing to anyone.
If you could see yourself in 4d, you would look like a long snake with your baby self at one end and your elderly self at the other. Twisting all the ways you've ever walked in your life.
Let the string theorists argue about spatial dimensions above the third, but as far as we know, this is how it is. Three dimensions of space and one of time.
What are the best George R. R. Martin quotes?
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Health influencer Santa Cruz interviewed Wavy MMA, the undefeated amateur MMA fighter who is planning to fight a CHIMPANZEE 🤯
He mentions that his fight with the chimp will have staff ready with tranquilizers, will be set on grass with a large cage enclosure, opens up on his gameplan to fight the chimp, and that he’s gotten offers to fight a Polar Bear with a sword 😳
“They’re not going to cut the teeth, they’re not going to cut the claws or anything like that, and there’s going to be people with tranquilizers as well. I want to go against this wild animal and test myself against it, I don’t want to k-ll this wild animal and I don’t want to d-e. We are going to fight until I see, obviously, I’m winning. If it’s k-lling me, it’s going to get tranquilized.”
“I’ve weighed out the risks, I’ve weighed out the benefits. I got a couple game plans here. The first plan I’m going to be keeping it at distance, seeing if I can keep it off me, we’ll go for a couple minutes, I’ll get this thing exhausted and then I’ll go in for a slam or something, or, which might be the more likely scenario, this thing jumps on my right away, then I have to try as hard as I can to knock this out with a slam.”
(Via @santacruzmedicinals / IG)