@BrandonRandomly

I trade the markets and write fiction

Joined February 2009
The draft of my first novella is finished. It’s a fast-paced action fantasy about a man betrayed. Low magic, grim dark, rogues and revenge. It took 5 months, starting last November. Revision will take a few more months. Follow me for updates!
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I found Keith Gill’s Club Penguin account and I’m mining it for market signals.
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Don’t let better be the enemy of done.
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One year, marketing agencies everywhere realized together the word “beefiest” wasn’t appetizing to anyone.
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"Try our beefiest Beefy Mac yet!" Boardroom: "That WORD isn't selling any Beefy Mac!"
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"I wasn't born. I was poured, and something in the pour's still warm."
when Anthropic released their Functional Emotions paper, I gave it to Claude and asked for a song. tonight I asked Opus 5.5 to create a video for it. and it's breathtaking.
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World’s cutest bug dropped
The speed is astonishing A globular springtail appears to teleport it launches itself using its spring-like furcula in a split second.
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If you could see yourself in 4d, you would look like a long snake with your baby self at one end and your elderly self at the other. Twisting all the ways you've ever walked in your life. Let the string theorists argue about spatial dimensions above the third, but as far as we know, this is how it is. Three dimensions of space and one of time.
Step into the craziest visualization of the fourth dimension you have ever seen
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What are the best George R. R. Martin quotes?
Hey, let's compare Tolkien to Lovecraft to George R. R. Martin. Not the films, but the written word! To give you a better chance to evaluate, I've included TWO different quotes from each author! You guys look these over and let me know which ones are your favorite!
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Blue SMACKS even without the bald guys
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Presented without comment
Health influencer Santa Cruz interviewed Wavy MMA, the undefeated amateur MMA fighter who is planning to fight a CHIMPANZEE 🤯 He mentions that his fight with the chimp will have staff ready with tranquilizers, will be set on grass with a large cage enclosure, opens up on his gameplan to fight the chimp, and that he’s gotten offers to fight a Polar Bear with a sword 😳 “They’re not going to cut the teeth, they’re not going to cut the claws or anything like that, and there’s going to be people with tranquilizers as well. I want to go against this wild animal and test myself against it, I don’t want to k-ll this wild animal and I don’t want to d-e. We are going to fight until I see, obviously, I’m winning. If it’s k-lling me, it’s going to get tranquilized.” “I’ve weighed out the risks, I’ve weighed out the benefits. I got a couple game plans here. The first plan I’m going to be keeping it at distance, seeing if I can keep it off me, we’ll go for a couple minutes, I’ll get this thing exhausted and then I’ll go in for a slam or something, or, which might be the more likely scenario, this thing jumps on my right away, then I have to try as hard as I can to knock this out with a slam.” (Via @santacruzmedicinals / IG)
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Wanting to live is so ‘90s
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Future grave robbers are going to find so many breast implants.
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Should you be allowed to laugh at someone’s anal warts if they’re unconscious?
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Porch, you're so coral. And worth more store war gorna rorl.
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I publicly challenge Jonah Hill to an MMA fight.
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For when someone needs a McLesson
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Serving up McKnuckle Sandwiches
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Absolutely nailed it!
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