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Brandon

@BrandonHanert

i do sports

Joined August 2019
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Doggie@DasherDoggieOct 5
GRIEF VERIFIED // 2+ YEARS, 436K ATTEMPTS. A NEW ERA OF GEOMETRY DASH. 💜💛
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Sav@B1GsadOct 3
they definitely put a DNA sequence in the vaccine to make every MSU DB complete and total dog ass though. I am sure of it
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My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat
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life@lifeRL612 Jan 2024
my mom got me a chik fil a milkshake yesterday and it tasted HORRIBLE i thought there was a deceased animal in it or something but no it was just chocolate instead of vanilla. i cant even describe how much better vanilla is than chocolate
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@CBAS5SJan 3
Trump nuking Venezuela on the day the number 1 seed in the NFC gets decided
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Just found out an SSL bots are playing in RLCS quals, what has this beautiful game become...
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I do not "cheer for multiple teams". I do not "bandwagon". I cheer for the Detroit Tigers, and if they lose I GET DEPRESSED.
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liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day then here your team comes to make it worse
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Replying to @hunter_hhhh
Stardew Valley being a cozy game is one of the greatest lies of the 21st century, if I am not optimizing EVERY SINGLE MINUTE of year 1 I will KILL MYSELF
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@buffys27 Jul 2025
i miss them
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thinking abt her
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realize now that rocket league is taking off in japan
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🚨 DELETED GIVEAWAY 🚨 We are giving away two Deleted Gaming jerseys (home and away), along with two tickets to the RLCS 2025 Major in Raleigh, North Carolina 🔥 To be eligible to win: 1⃣ Follow @Deleted_Gaming 2⃣ Like and Retweet this tweet 3⃣ Tag 3 friends in the replies There will be ONE (1) winner who will be chosen via wheel at the end of @TenacityTv_'s Friday stream for RLCS Open #6 on May 23rd 🙏 Good Luck to everyone entering!
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Beke@BK94196 Nov 2024
Trump about to beat 2 woman candidates. 0-1 vs a man barely alive. System president
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KMT@AllProTez6 Nov 2024
If you’re a Democrat, I don’t care If you’re a Republican, I don’t care If you’re a Chiefs fan, fuck you
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what the last few weeks have felt like
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Uzi deadass forgot how to make music im crying
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What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clear to me. VOTE KAMALA HARRIS!!!
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brandon*
@brndxix24 Sep 2024
Sports don't matter I should deadass kiII myself Imao nothing is real we're All products of a simulation we will all be dead soon and nobody will remember us we don't exist we're all artificial intelligence created by a higher power
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