Mr 407 Worldwide

Now serving mint juleps at Cigar Bar Spence n Brandon's. Who wants one? . . . . . . . . I know I loose points for not having the designated cup for it but… instagram.com/p/BrdtKT9gRUzc…

When you got 5 stars and need an exit. #gta5 instagram.com/p/BlEA0GaHWt0R…

Classic. #thereifixedit instagram.com/p/BlD-5iZHKNQn…

Chris Farley, John Belushi, and Jesus Christ (mabey?) This day is for you gentlemen. instagram.com/p/BlBArUYH0N4a…

18 days. instagram.com/p/BaDNNv8BssJ/

Shout out to @Walgreens for selling beer till 2am while @Walmart looses them sales for 2 hrs. – at Orlando, FL

Holy shit! Just watched Kris Kristofferson turn to dust in the middle of a song at the strawberryfest in plant city! Kept on singing though.

Welp, time to get rejected.

Body Art instagram.com/p/4NwPYqCN9s/

@GeekJonLane ohhhh!

@GeekJonLane your tweet, "it was a found film"what's 'it'? Is there a tweet before this I didn't see?

@GeekJonLane what film you talkin?

When someone offers to take the picture and you'd rather take a selfie. FUCK YOU. #fuckselfies #fuckhashtags

Cut the Ice #turnthepage

I love when actors try roles out of their element. Sometimes it doesn't work, but I still like the effort. #IwanttoseeKevinHarttryit

Uhhhgg. Cashew milk man. No bueno.

Love tutorial videos w/ no dumbass annoying talking! Yay me for the win!

I fully understand the need for the Mob now. Nobody wants to pay back money that's owed to the lender in a timely manner.

Here's the line up in the breakroom: familyGuyTopGearWorldsDumbestClevelandShowKitchenNightmare all on repeat, the same fucking episodes!!