@BrandonCoward
Joined September 2011
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I’ve seen that move before.
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HAS ANYONE SEEN Alan Shearer Ant and Dec Sam Fender Steak Bakes Bigg Market Tim and Matty Healy Jimmy Nail Adam Pearson “Easy 6 points in the derbies” Newcastle Brown Ale Youse divvent undastand man Wor Eddie YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING
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The thickest person you know will vote Reform to get our country back after 15 years of tories destroying the country. A party where 75% of the MPs were elected as Tories.
🚨 BREAKING: Suella Braverman has defected to Reform UK
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Fuck knows but he’s got diabetes
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WHAT A WIN FOR TROJAN! ⚔️🛡️ @TroyWilliamson_ 🤝 #SimpsonWilliamson
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I remember when I scored once and my wife said nothing. The next day she said she didn’t know I had scored because she wanted to be first at the buffet
🗣️ "After scoring four goals against Norwich, I came home expecting my wife to congratulate me. But she didn't say a word. The next day she looked at me and said, 'Do you know why I didn't congratulate you? Because here, you're still my husband, the father of your daughter... the same old Salta. And that's when I understood everything. She was right. When you start getting praised from all sides, you run the risk of believing it, of getting detached. But having someone by your side to remind you who you are, to keep you grounded, is essential. I could be Luis Suarez to the world, but at home I was still the same as always. At home, I'm not the goalscorer. I'm the dad, the husband, the Salta native who washes the dishes. My wife always grounded me. You can score 600 goals, but if you leave your clothes lying around, they'll still scold you. And that's okay. It keeps you real." Luis Suárez on how his wife was key to maintaining his humility even on his most glorious nights.
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INTER MILAN'S ZIELINSKI MIGHT HAVE JUST SCORED THE BEST GOAL YOU'LL SEE IN SERIE A THIS SEASON 😦👏 📺 @TNTSports & @discoveryplusUK
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68 days 🫡
🏌️‍♂️Fuck it I can’t wait any longer I’ve give yous a chance to open all the shite off ye nan so let’s go! Merry Christmas everyone hope yous are all good it’s that time of the year again let’s see what absolute fucking shite presents santa has left under the tree 🌲 🎁 🎅
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AGREED 🙌
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😅Rory MacDonald once had his phone number possessed by a troll who chose his UFC walkout songs for him "When I moved to Montreal I got a new phone number, so UFC had my old one. They were texting thinking it was me. The guy realizes what’s going on, starts pretending to be me, and trolls me for years picking my walkout music. I’m walking out to one of my fights and what do I hear — MC Hammer ‘Can’t Touch This.’"😭 🎥 @JaxxonPodcast
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Joey Diaz 50 dollar bills next 👌
Legislation has been filed in Congress to put Charlie Kirk on U.S. coinage.
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Digital ID for all adults? I value my privacy too much 🫤 Just scanned my retina to unlock my phone, logged into my doctor's website to reorder my prescription Used my fingerprint to unlock my online banking and received a text from Tesco confirming it's 'really' me after signing in there. 85% of my online shop was already in my trolley thanks to my clubcard. Clicked pay now entering my cvv code for my stored debit card, shopping done. Signed into Twitter, who have my passport and bank details, and access to my dms, then popped on to Just Eat to order my poor husband some dinner. Three clicks and a face scan later, his 'food' is on its way. My smartwatch is monitoring my heart rate, sleep, steps, and precise geographical position. My dogs have gps trackers in their collars. External CCTV on, alarm disabled. As my voice is already registered I used Alexa to change the TV channel and put the baby monitor on night mode.
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Your husband got clarted and you’re coming out like WCW 1998 Goldberg?
Erika Kirk has taken the stage.
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if woltemade drops a stinker……. we’re fucked
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Just cooked someone 4-0 on FC 26 with 2008 in their gamertag
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Lives a sheltered life these people I was gettin shown videos of the cartel beheading people in ict in year 7 at 9am on a Wednesday morning
That Charlie Kirk video is one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen.
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Gary Lineker won the best TV presenter at the NTA. This is the first time in 24 years Ant and Dec didn't win this award.
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Every man on the 4th of November. #FM26
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🚨 FOOTBALL MANAGER 2026 IS COMING OUT 4TH NOVEMBER 🚨
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