
@BrandonCowardi
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Joined September 2011
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Brandon Coward retweeted
HAS ANYONE SEEN
Alan Shearer
Ant and Dec
Sam Fender
Steak Bakes
Bigg Market
Tim and Matty Healy
Jimmy Nail
Adam Pearson
“Easy 6 points in the derbies”
Newcastle Brown Ale
Youse divvent undastand man
Wor Eddie
YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING
Brandon Coward retweeted
The thickest person you know will vote Reform to get our country back after 15 years of tories destroying the country. A party where 75% of the MPs were elected as Tories.
Brandon Coward retweeted
WHAT A WIN FOR TROJAN! ⚔️🛡️
@TroyWilliamson_ 🤝
#SimpsonWilliamson
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I remember when I scored once and my wife said nothing.
The next day she said she didn’t know I had scored because she wanted to be first at the buffet
🗣️ "After scoring four goals against Norwich, I came home expecting my wife to congratulate me. But she didn't say a word. The next day she looked at me and said, 'Do you know why I didn't congratulate you? Because here, you're still my husband, the father of your daughter... the same old Salta.
And that's when I understood everything. She was right. When you start getting praised from all sides, you run the risk of believing it, of getting detached. But having someone by your side to remind you who you are, to keep you grounded, is essential. I could be Luis Suarez to the world, but at home I was still the same as always.
At home, I'm not the goalscorer. I'm the dad, the husband, the Salta native who washes the dishes. My wife always grounded me. You can score 600 goals, but if you leave your clothes lying around, they'll still scold you. And that's okay. It keeps you real."
Luis Suárez on how his wife was key to maintaining his humility even on his most glorious nights.
😬😮💨😮💨
INTER MILAN'S ZIELINSKI MIGHT HAVE JUST SCORED THE BEST GOAL YOU'LL SEE IN SERIE A THIS SEASON 😦👏
📺 @TNTSports & @discoveryplusUK

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Brandon Coward retweeted
68 days 🫡
Brandon Coward retweeted
😅Rory MacDonald once had his phone number possessed by a troll who chose his UFC walkout songs for him
"When I moved to Montreal I got a new phone number, so UFC had my old one. They were texting thinking it was me.
The guy realizes what’s going on, starts pretending to be me, and trolls me for years picking my walkout music.
I’m walking out to one of my fights and what do I hear — MC Hammer ‘Can’t Touch This.’"😭
🎥 @JaxxonPodcast
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Digital ID for all adults? I value my privacy too much 🫤
Just scanned my retina to unlock my phone, logged into my doctor's website to reorder my prescription
Used my fingerprint to unlock my online banking and received a text from Tesco confirming it's 'really' me after signing in there.
85% of my online shop was already in my trolley thanks to my clubcard. Clicked pay now entering my cvv code for my stored debit card, shopping done.
Signed into Twitter, who have my passport and bank details, and access to my dms, then popped on to Just Eat to order my poor husband some dinner. Three clicks and a face scan later, his 'food' is on its way.
My smartwatch is monitoring my heart rate, sleep, steps, and precise geographical position. My dogs have gps trackers in their collars. External CCTV on, alarm disabled.
As my voice is already registered I used Alexa to change the TV channel and put the baby monitor on night mode.
Brandon Coward retweeted
Gary Lineker won the best TV presenter at the NTA. This is the first time in 24 years Ant and Dec didn't win this award.
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Every man on the 4th of November.
#FM26


































