Jason Brandner

Overheard at Brandner family Thanksgiving: "The American Way: Get belligerently drunk and then carve the Turkey."

Wish I could make it to the @boisi_center's #JewishDiaspora event; if you are cool, educate yourself and check out - bc.edu/centers/boisi/publice…

Attending the @HungerProject #gala to participate in #rethinkinghunger and see transformative leadership in action. #change – at Chelsea, Manhattan

Tyrion: If you want justice you have come to the wrong place @ThroneQuotes – at Middletown, CT

"Saturday got rough for my diet cause all I ate was burgers and grilled cheese" #diet #diet? – at Middletown, CT

"I don't even believe you like gin. You just want to be the type of person that likes gin." #HipsterProblems – at Middletown, CT

As promised I've donated to the ALS Association as well as participating in the #icebucketchallenge! inflnc.us/ThneZ

"I'm on a boat" - Magellan – at Manhattan, NY

If you are lucky enough to live by the sea you are lucky enough. – at New York, USA

I'm like a broken elevator... I'll never let you down. – at New York, NY

"We pregamed it with food" – at New York, NY

Article referenced in previous pithy tweet: politico.com/story/2014/08/i… – at New York, NY

Iraq needs to get a new king, acquire all his horses & all his men, then they can try to put Humpty Dumpty back together again Via @politico – at New York, NY

Number 1 rule of air travel: no matter what time it is, it's ok to drink. – at New York, NY

Let's be realists and demand the impossible. – at New York, NY

Any man who must say, "I am the King" is no true king. #GameOfThrones – at New York, NY

This is the craziest 10 minutes of Futbol that I've ever seen in my life. #WorldCup – at New York, NY

FIFA needs to institute a mercy rule for this #BrazilvsGermany game. #WorldCup2014 – at New York, NY

The difference between "try" and "triumph" is just a little umph. Wisdom from my younger brother. – at Costa Rica

When in Costa Rica: Vamos Costa Rica! – at Costa Rica