Go Birds, dickhead.

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Don't forget that the actual score was 40-6
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Imagine having to put this back on after that
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.@getnickwright HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I know I complain about the Eagles a lot, but being a Chicago Bears fan must be the absolute worst. Somehow, they are the exact same team every year. No matter the circumstances, the results are the same.
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I cannot believe what I just watched the Chicago Bears do. Unfathomable incompetence.
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If you think “Quinyon Mitchell” is clamping up Terry McLaurin you got other things coming your way… Terry McLaurin might just go for 200 and 3 Touchdowns. #RaiseHail
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Me watching Trea Turner play baseball
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.@elonmusk Elmo, my Twitter is acting all slow and glitchy. What is going on?
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Kenny Pickett, welcome to Minnesota. Sam Bradford can show you all the cool spots.
ESPN Sources: surgery on J.J. McCarthy’s torn meniscus revealed that a repair was necessary and the Vikings rookie quarterback now will miss the 2024 season. While the Vikings are disappointed, they “strongly believe he will come back better and have a long, successful NFL career”, as one team official said. But rookie season is over.
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A beautiful final performance in a Sixers uniform
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The Cowboys are called America’s Team because they haven’t been taken seriously in the last 30 years
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Go Birds? I guess? 🤷🏻
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At least it will be over next week.
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Only have to retweet this 2 more times before I'm out of my misery.
You know what would make the 2023 Eagles sucking so much easier to deal with? If the 2022 Eagles, who actually were the best team in the league and had a double digit lead in the 2nd half of the Super Bowl, hadn't choked that game away.
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You know what would make the 2023 Eagles sucking so much easier to deal with? If the 2022 Eagles, who actually were the best team in the league and had a double digit lead in the 2nd half of the Super Bowl, hadn't choked that game away.
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