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@Br_____rd

Hardworking Tax Payer

Joined August 2022
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In a reversal of fortunes my son, when a ten year old, wrote this in our phone book.
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Actual Australian television ad with the slogan, 'you can taste the bush'.
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Open house at Jeanette’s print studio last weekend. Yes, she has two studios.
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The workplaces we were promised
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Monday
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This Is Paris.
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Much drama over this mannikin arm by a journalist following us last night.
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A lovely evening walk through the city of lights..... riot lights & Molotov cocktails.
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Actual Names@ActualNames1Oct 17
Michelle Lovejoy accused of ramming her Jeep into man's truck, then punching him in face unprovoked fox35orlando.com/news/florid…

Florida woman accused of ramming her Jeep into man's truck, then punching him in face unprovoked,...

A Florida woman has been arrested, accused of intentionally driving her Jeep into someone's truck and then punching them in the face, according to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office.

fox35orlando.com
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The comic I read almost 50 years ago warned me about this shit.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 16
JUST IN: Chinese robotics company unveils a massive 13-foot-tall, 2,400-pound humanoid robot capable of lifting more than 1,100 pounds.
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Saw this in the week. It was technically good but a bit unambitious. It was deliciously queer. There are no homosexual or gay artists any more as that’s a known quantity. The label Queer is all over the arts implying something exotic, vulnerable, attractive and unknowable. Boring
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How gay are you, Brandford?
*@Br_____rdOct 16
Replying to @doris_from @D_Fens_Ghost
Magnificently gay.
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Replying to @BigBoll1983 @CansAndBansV12
"Don't put that truncheon up there!"
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Good morning, when you're storming the Bastille but want to personalise your powder flask.
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Friday is buswanker day.
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Happy Birthday Fiona. @brobirn xx
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Almost as many helmets in Trafalgar Square as there are on here.
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Another trans account, when will these men pack it in 😡
Miranda Hart
@mermhartOct 14
I haven’t been on twitter for years. What do we do here?
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I clipped a fingernail sliver straight into my eye. Do not do this.
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